the broke yolk

~ * I like to eat and I like to tweet * ~

[the broke yolk @thebrokeyolk]

Do I need an immersion blender if I wanna become a soup girl

[the broke yolk @thebrokeyolk]

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED Has anyone tried????????

[tori @toehyndman]

Men only want me for my kitchen 😩😩😩

[Alicia McElhaney @AliciaMcElhaney]

both @LilyRTweets & @toehyndman are the funniest writers I know. Check out the lil profile Lily wrote on Tori's project, @thebrokeyolk https://t.co/Ec45bfDhvC

[the broke yolk @thebrokeyolk]

New and good post! Read up before bedtime! https://t.co/yk4NBGrE7H

[the broke yolk @thebrokeyolk]

Been eating a lot of bacon lately (not mad about it)

[tori @toehyndman]

gm eggheads! new post from @thebrokeyolk to quench ur thirst! remember, if you have a crush on me PLZ tell me
https://t.co/xk8HTaudKi

[the broke yolk @thebrokeyolk]

@TomQuestion How many free hot dogs will I eat only time will tell

[the broke yolk @thebrokeyolk]

Ate two eggs for breakfast I am unstoppable

[the broke yolk @thebrokeyolk]

@chelseach Ok lemme see what I can do

[the broke yolk @thebrokeyolk]

New post about oats! Read it and immediately Venmo me $5 so I can finance my addiction. https://t.co/oFouAzURHd

[the broke yolk @thebrokeyolk]

@bredeeholden You got it bby

[the broke yolk @thebrokeyolk]

@AliciaMcElhaney 😩😩😩😩😩 💕💕💕💕💕

[the broke yolk @thebrokeyolk]

Back from the dead for my eggheads https://t.co/S8NGuqIR8X

[the broke yolk @thebrokeyolk]

I just ate 200 calories worth of praline and I do not feel well

[the broke yolk @thebrokeyolk]

Unfortunately the broke yolk is too broken to blog/post/tweet (I am still eating)

[the broke yolk @thebrokeyolk]

10:30 and I would like some pesto pasta

[the broke yolk @thebrokeyolk]

When’s dc gettin oats??? @LilyRTweets

[Daily Meal @thedailymeal]

Starbucks has added this trendy dairy-free milk to some of its menus https://t.co/hMvZyFASIv

[the broke yolk @thebrokeyolk]

Keeps me young

[the broke yolk @thebrokeyolk]

Love that I still get 8 emails from PF Chang’s a day