Brooke♏️

[Brooke♏️ @thebrookemason]

@okkira_mua Ooh when? Lmk if u want some good recs 💗💗

[Brooke♏️ @thebrookemason]

Hinge in Alabama vs Hinge in NY lmao

[Brooke♏️ @thebrookemason]

@rvhomeyet_ Ahaha. I am SO happy for you!! it’s actually embarrassing but I’ve been following you for years and have never felt so excited for someone I’ve never met….. and feel the need to add that to this day I feel the urge to buy a pregnancy test any time I have an eye twitch 🥲

[LegalFeagle @FeagleLegal]

@ask_aubry This sums it up pretty good as well

[Brooke♏️ @thebrookemason]

@buggirl @DrunkOpossum27 One time my little sister was upstairs playing with her dolls for a while and I suddenly heard her chanting “sacrifice!” so naturally I went to look & she’d lined all her dolls up in a circle to watch one doll in the middle be .. murdered ?🫣😂

[Brooke♏️ @thebrookemason]

What the hell is happening

[Moved to @remarks @RemarksUS]

JUST IN: Truck carrying hazardous material overturned on Arizona highway, people warned to shelter in place.

[Cosmo @good_dogg0]

@DylanPatel4_ "Normally I don't care for scripted theatrics like American sports, but I came to this basketball game for you, EmRata. You...deserve more than a cringe, washed-up comedian. You nee- Oh shit, they got me on the jumbotron. No more public events, Joe. Lesson learned."

[Brooke♏️ @thebrookemason]

@nu_mindframe I’ve followed you for a few years now and really am grateful for all that you share on here. Hope you have an amazing birthday!

[Brooke♏️ @thebrookemason]

@nu_mindframe this is…. 🫣😨 if they don’t mind and if they have them , can you drop that readers socials??

[Brooke♏️ @thebrookemason]

@rvhomeyet_ Another one ?! 😭😭😭 nooo I’m so sorry

[Brooke♏️ @thebrookemason]

@nu_mindframe @nbmalang It’s crazy women are consistently called liars or made out to be making excuses for ever wanting to do something for themselves. Men seem to have trouble comprehending that everything isn’t for them 🙃

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Can’t wait to bring #Armageddon to The Hollywood Bowl in May. Last time I was there, this happened �

[Brooke♏️ @thebrookemason]

Everyone: “at least you’re going south for Christmas, it must be much warmer there right ?!”

Me arriving on Friday night lmao

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Twitter right now is giving the same energy as Hogwarts under Umbridge

[NUFF @nuffsaidny]

On today’s episode of “NYC is Not A Real Place”.

[Brooke♏️ @thebrookemason]

@benegotherit I’ve worked at a lot of coffee shops & restaurants and literally every one has had a completely different way of making flat whites. Which they of course all swore theirs was the proper way lol

[Brooke♏️ @thebrookemason]

I’ve had 3 coffees, a redbull, and an adderall today so if have a literal heart attack please don’t let me become an “adverse vaccine reaction” statistic

[Brooke♏️ @thebrookemason]

@eyesac_ 😂Yeah I usually cut my trips home off at 5 days or less😅
but honestly I don’t mind it. I think the city is so chaotic (and expensive) that I when I’m there it feels way… less stressful

[Brooke♏️ @thebrookemason]

Huntsville being #1 is having me feel realllll dumb for living in nyc rn lmao.

[U.S. News & World Report @usnews]

Announcing: U.S. News ranks the best places to live in America in 2022-23. #BestPlacestoLive https://t.co/3nAd2pQ9J1