Bryan Sternik

🎤 Stand Up Comedian 🎙️ Host of ‘The Bits & Giggle Show’ on YouTube 🤫 Secret Society Comedy 🐰 The Last Bunny Ears on Bloody Bites @screamboxtv

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Tristan Thompson to Khloe Kardashian after getting caught cheating for the 500th time

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The only way Americans will take Hantavirus seriously is if Tom Hanks announces he tested positive on Instagram

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The only good thing about Hantavirus is sign language interpreters might finally be getting work again

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This app got a little funky for a minute. How many people have switched over from MAGA to just regular people again?

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First Chyna now Tatiana Maslany? This role is cursed!

[MCU Source @MCUSource]

Tatiana Maslany won't return to play She-Hulk in #MCU anymore.

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@SceneinCinema @grok Hey @grok remove the best Peter Parker

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@TriciaOhio This is bullshit. They killed a woman after surrounding her vehicle & pulling on her door handle. That’s just murder from ICE

[gas station dream girl @cheygoulet]

Happy birthday, Elvis. In honor of the King, I will eat a hamburger while sitting on the toilet today.

[NBA Courtside @NBA__Courtside]

DONOVAN MITCHELL CHRISTMAS POSTER

[Bryan Sternik @THEBryanSternik]

Just finished episode 1 of Welcome to Derry.

Dark.
Great music.
Trauma everywhere.
Adults ignoring obvious redflags.
A clown destroying lives.

Sorry, wrong show. It’s the Diddy Documentary

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

The greatest fuck around and find out moment I’ve ever seen, absolutely flawless

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That’s not a foursome, that’s an illegal formation. 5-yard penalty from the previous spot. Still 4th down

[New York Post @nypost]

Disgraced ex-University of Michigan football coach Sherrone Moore offered OnlyFans models tickets in exchange for foursome, report says https://t.co/oTpM4KXTKG

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We’re getting an X-Files reboot before the Epstein Files. Both from the 90s. One’s fiction. The other’s being treated like it

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I told my girlfriend I was gonna see Aurora Borealis tonight & she said “who is Aurora & what are you planning on doing with her??”

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Guess he took that panel spot on Kill Tony too seriously

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 Antonio Brown is in custody for attempted murder and is being extradited from Dubai to the U.S.

Exclusive details: https://t.co/1OuDCcCb7b

[Bryan Sternik @THEBryanSternik]

@soapstarjo Nice to actually meet you bob! I gotta tweet more now!

[Bob Thomas @soapstarjo]

@THEBryanSternik Dude! Tonight’s Secret Society Comedy was fucking insane! So great to meet you. Can’t wait to do it again!

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14 years ago (a day before my 17th birthday) my high school crush said to me “I like tweeting, are you on twitter?” so I downloaded this app & she never followed me back. What a ride it’s been! #MyXAnniversary

[The Night Warrior @WarriorNight007]

@hashjenni This scene from Shrek the third is just legendary

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

I would betray every single one of you for Anne Hathaway

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

My 0-4 fantasy football team getting its first win because the other guy is going through a messy divorce and isn't checking his lineups