Bryce Warden

Mom, wife, business owner, doer of good deeds, writer of life experiences. My cape is torn and in desperate need of being laundered. #SuperCringe

[Bryce Warden @thebrycewarden]

Having an Alexa in the bedroom is the closest I’ll ever get to a threesome.

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

@BarackObama I made a playlist for hiking. It’s has music from The Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

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@ChuckWendig

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@jroberts1324 Yes and I’ve used that description to describe my ancestry.

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@Bindlestaff @MollyJongFast You left out douchebag that should be in the name.

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@hayfestival I’m sure there were earlier books the first one that stands out - Are You There God It’s Me Margaret by the fabulous Judy Blume.

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@StephenKing Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves.

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@Karnythia When someone shows you who they are, believe them. This woman is highly intuitive and needs to continue to be true to herself.

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@ChuckWendig

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but Neil Diamond, who retired from performing five years ago because of Parkinsons, just had a Broadway show of him open and it at the opening night he did this

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@Jim_Jordan That's rich coming from the side that refuses to consider any sane gun reform.

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@BillyBaldwin

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@kc_mazz @Lesdoggg Couldn’t afford Pop Tarts. We all knew at least 3 ways to break into our own homes because keys get lost and there was a list of chores waiting on the kitchen table…oh and we had to figure out rides or walk/bike everywhere.

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@RageMichelle Hugs

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@27mirror Wear whatever the hell you want ladies.

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@LindseyGrahamSC @SpeakerPelosi We want autonomy not abortion up to the moment of birth. Men would never tolerate such an intrusion on their own reproductive rights. Eliminate sexual assault and make men accountable for 💯 of pregnancies then we can talk.

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@Karnythia

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@ChuckWendig I’m so glad I live in PA and get to not vote for him.

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@TheBloggess We love you!

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@RodLacroix Shalom

[Brittany Terwilliger @Brttnyblm]

I have always wanted to believe it's true that the long arc of history bends toward justice, but right now it feels like it bends toward oppression and authoritarianism and power-grabbing, and I am just so fucking furious and heartbroken