Gareth

• River’s Dad • Leeds Lad • Arsenal Man • Boxing Fan

[Gareth @TheBubups]

@BiteYourBrum “Why do you think I’m a bad person?”

* 30 seconds later *

“You fat slag!”

One of these days he’s going to play this game with someone who doesn’t play games, and he’ll end up in a lot of pain.

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

Watching football with people who don't usually watch football is an infuriating experience.

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

“There will be no f*cking rowing in New York”

Brilliant 😂😂😂

[Gareth @TheBubups]

@vers7ace @egyies @Cleverlydey4u Because they were born in England 🤣

[Gareth @TheBubups]

@egyies @Cleverlydey4u Superior nation to everywhere else, that’s why. Hope this clears it up.

[Benny Blanco @Benny_Blanco40]

Rice gone off with illness.

They need to put him in a bowl of mobile phones overnight and he’ll be fine.

[Gareth @TheBubups]

Every day’s a school day, kids.

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

A grammar tip:

When choosing between “and me” or “and I” in a sentence, choose the one that works if you drop the other person.

“My sister and I went to the store,” becomes, “I went to the store,” which is correct.

“My sister and me went to the store,” becomes, “Me went to the store,” which is incorrect.

[Gary @plzbepatient]

Women b like “I put four unbroken down boxes in the recycling bin and now it’s full”

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

Actual footage of every penalty run up in the World Cup.

[⭕ Brock Pierson @brockpierson]

How come everyone forces introverts to leave their comfort zone for a while but no one forces extroverts to shut the fuck up for a while

[Aryna @ArynZafy]

@iNumberV FIFA took Balogun's red card, doubled it and gave it to Quansah

[Gareth @TheBubups]

@Arsenal He makes Barry White sound like Harry Kane.

[Gareth @TheBubups]

@TouchlineX He’s being selfish now. He has a wife and a young family, the Doctors have warned him and he’s just ignoring their professional advice. Millions of kids would love to have their Dad back, and he’s risking it all for football - a career that’s almost over, anyway.

[Gareth @TheBubups]

@NUFCgallowgate Keep our player’s name out of your mouth!

[Lewis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @L_ewis3]

Fucking love the World Cup when we’re not shit

[Gareth @TheBubups]

@_0Nestor Keep saying “hit” just in case he forgets his role.

[Gareth @TheBubups]

@Seraphinaf5 71

[Gareth @TheBubups]

@ayeejuju Let’s not give Mr Beast any ideas.

[Gareth @TheBubups]

@SkySportsNews I dislike Argentina as much as the next Englishman, but these guys were 2-0 up with 11 minutes to go. This is ALL on them.