Me

Thoughts and realizations of a first time mom.

[Me @thebunisdone]

With all this “Karen” bashing, people won’t choose that name for their kids. 30 years from now, our kids will think that name is unique. Our grandchildren will be full of “Karens”. You’ve been warned.

[Me @thebunisdone]

babe: picks booger and holds it up to me, then says “wish”.
me: oh...oh baby no that’s only for eyelashes. #cute #eww #toddlerlife

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Aww she started talking! This is so cute I’m so excited for...honey please don’t use that word.
#toddlers #swearjar

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No one tells you how weird it is when your toddler goes from baby poop to adult “I ate a huge burrito for lunch” logs. I just... #butyouaresosmall #howisthatpossible

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Is there a month that is NOT associated with a sleep regression? For real though. #sotired

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The Baby Bum Brush has been a LIFESAVER for me, and now they have a mini one with a case?! I will definitely be getting this if we go for baby #2! https://t.co/qiXjNoae74 via @amazon (as an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases).

[Me @thebunisdone]

So...0-3 month shoes are basically the same size as kid size 2. Okay then.
#confused

[Me @thebunisdone]

Anyone coming home to or visiting a baby, please follow the AAA rule: Always Assume Asleep.
#noyelling #noslamming #shhh

[Me @thebunisdone]

I had NO IDEA that the onesies with the cross fabric at the shoulders could be pulled down!!
#hindsight #blowoutsaver

[Me @thebunisdone]

"It's not that I don't love breastfeeding—I do. It's just that I also really like vodka."
😆 yesssss https://t.co/EzXuLOEFVL

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@Moi6ftO haha XD

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first poop after starting solids...I just stared at it. did not even know where to begin. baby was much happier though :P
#somuchpoo

[Me @thebunisdone]

I now consider the completion of armpit shaving and teeth brushing as an acceptable form of readiness.
#momroutine #errands

[Me @thebunisdone]

When your baby sleeps through the night, and you wake up like:

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Poo out the back AND front of the diaper...I just...eww. I'm oddly proud? It's kind of a feat.

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Baby's breath is the sweetest, purest, most innocent scent. It's truly magical.
#unicorns #fairies

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I can now handle dealing with an itch I can't scratch. #nohands #sleepingbaby #cantmove

[Me @thebunisdone]

Many articles state that a breastfed baby's poop doesn't have a foul odor, and almost smells sweet. Those are lies.

[Me @thebunisdone]

My makeup is deodorant.