The Burminator

Not affiliated with Andy Burnham or the Labour Party.

I need your money, your homes and your clothes.

[The Burminator @TheBurminator2]

Soon Labour will have a difficult decision.

Option 1: An arrogant socialist with glasses from the north

Option 2: An arrogant socialist with glasses from the south

Choose wisely, you weirdos.

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@Ed_Miliband Propaganda

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Teams is down?

[Kush @KushPatil_]

🚨 BREAKING: MICROSOFT OUTLOOK DOWN! 🌍

Teams and Copilot reportedly affected too.

Hey @grok, what could REALLY be behind this outage, and why are so many services affected at once?

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@BurnsideWasTosh I have closed my protective meat flaps

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But Russell Brand....

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@Robbyrichmond This is also his face when David Walliams was telling a creepy story on 8outof10

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That Andy Burnham 10 year plan.

1. Double Tesco clubcard points when you buy a Cadbury Dream bar

2. 23% off Hull bus travel between 2:00 and 3:00 AM Tuesday to Thursday

3. 94% of women have a prostate examination

4. VAT cut by 10% on offshore heat pumps

5. War with Russia

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@MarkJCarney Canada is a failing state lead by an international banker

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@energygovuk @emmerdale Save energy. Unplug your TV

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@GuidoFawkes

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@GuntherEagleman @grok

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@jimmytwhu He could suck a whole chicken between those teeth.

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@fistsxfights

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@Dave39280014 @robertwlk No fishing for comments

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@jamesenglish0 Hahaha 🤣. No.

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@IfindWankers He is the worst.

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1980s prediction: "By 2026 we will be living on the moon"

Actual 2026: *Martin Lewis explaining how you can stay warm by adopting 37 cats and closing your curtains

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I tell you what's not defined by skin colour, being a cretin.

Ed Davey is King of the Cretins.

[Ed Davey @EdwardJDavey]

Being English is not defined by skin colour.

But the census says the only English ethnicity is "White English". Josh Babarinde has proposed a law to change that.

The colour of someone's skin should never determine whether they belong here or how far they can go.

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@Angolsh @EdwardJDavey This.

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@DeepLeaksHQ Amazing guy.