Mike Deruki

Wishing peace and love to most

[Mayan Apocalypse @kabooooooooom]

Sorry everyone, running a bit late.

[Onion Sports Network @OnionSports]

City Of Nashville Seems To Be Taking NHL Lockout Pretty Well | For More Sports News: http://t.co/VX1Y9U4a

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to hallways, helpin' us get from one room to that other room over there.

[Mike Deruki @thebuttnut]

@KeepinUpWMsTip https://t.co/G6YF7LMa.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to Diddly Squat. Is Diddly Squat a he, a she or an it? They say I don't know or I'm not going to get. Help me Plz.

[Jeff Ross @realjeffreyross]

Investigators found traces of weed in the face-eating guys system. Man, that's the worst case of the munchies ever.

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

There is one cow per every 5 people on the planet

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

I meet the woody allen in the garden. He intelligent jew not like the dumb fat black bitch precious

[Rob Huebel @robhuebel]

I'm gonna buy more chlorine to put in the hotel pool. It's only fair after what I did.