Dr. the budge, PsyD

speed man reply guy

[Dr. the budge, PsyD @thebuuudge]

The age of Speed Men is over. The time of the Budge has come.

[Dr. the budge, PsyD @thebuuudge]

Please nobody try and trick me, I'm way too pure of heart

[Dr. the budge, PsyD @thebuuudge]

@DarkIntelectual I made cake but not for you

[Dr. the budge, PsyD @thebuuudge]

The end times are nigh, oh boy!

[Dr. the budge, PsyD @thebuuudge]

@charleyonhere This is X so I'm mad and angry

[Dr. the budge, PsyD @thebuuudge]

@charleyonhere Are you crazy? There are too many crime comics in the world. Blocked and reported.

[Dr. the budge, PsyD @thebuuudge]

Why would speed man unfollow the budge on X. Is there trouble in paradise? Stay tuned

[Dr. the budge, PsyD @thebuuudge]

2026 is the year of anger and elegance

[Dr. the budge, PsyD @thebuuudge]

ai has poisoned the well if you ever say "this is more than this--its *this*" you deserve to have your head blown clean off

[Dr. the budge, PsyD @thebuuudge]

@ChudNarodnik just be normal lol

[Dr. the budge, PsyD @thebuuudge]

@DarkIntelectual "You just got killed by the flurbos, bitch!!!!!!!!!"

[ina @allseeingina]

I’ve never seen a Pantone color of the year choice that didn’t cause backlash of some kind. Which begs the question. What’s wrong with you people

[Dr. the budge, PsyD @thebuuudge]

I don't want to "Shop Black Friday Sales" I want to be wowed. I want rotating brand representatives to visit my home and show me something I've never seen before. At the end of the day, the most impressive display will win a crisp $50 bill.

[Dr. the budge, PsyD @thebuuudge]

@DarkIntelectual Never heard of it

[Dr. the budge, PsyD @thebuuudge]

@DarkIntelectual My dome poison

[Dan Baltic @baltic_dan]

So much to do, so much to see
So, what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

[Dr. the budge, PsyD @thebuuudge]

Does anyone want to invite me to a Halloween party? 😐 I'm ambiently unsettling

[Dr. the budge, PsyD @thebuuudge]

@DarkIntelectual Yeah that's it

[Dr. the budge, PsyD @thebuuudge]

Everyone always asks the budge if the budge is being cute & sweet but nobody stops to ask what cute & sweet means or if it's an acronym for something weird and unsettling

[Dr. the budge, PsyD @thebuuudge]

@pants hoo boy we got a hot pants coming in!