Brandon Winchester

Hot takes. Cool dad. Middle child. I want to be a velociraptor when I grow up.

[Brandon Winchester @THEbwinchester]

@Deancain This is really embarrassing for you.

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@SirBylHolte

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@willchamberlain

[Brandon Winchester @THEbwinchester]

@PamelaHensley22 This is verifiably false to anyone who googles for 5 seconds. Why lie?

[Big Tom Callahan🇺🇸 @CallahanAutoCo]

BRAKING NEWS: I just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell and he agreed to buy 500,000 Brake Pads on behalf of the Great State of Kentucky!

[Dave O’Neil @oneilohio]

Reminds me of when like Illinois is 4-0 and gets Ohio State at home and Big Noon Kickoff is there and then Ohio State wins 37-10.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

⚽️ 🇺🇸

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

A suspiciously favorable administrative decision means we're a real soccer country now.

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

If you think liberals steal elections and control the weather but also let Republicans control all three branches of government you may be fucking stupid beyond repair.

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

England fan at the Azteca Stadium after singing Wonderwall at altitude

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[Welsh @welshmemelord]

Quick reminder that America isn't actually 250 years old. It was born on March 30, 2003 when legendary American patriots, Limp Bizkit, performed "Rollin'" for The Undertaker's entrance at WrestleMania XIX.

[Brandon Winchester @THEbwinchester]

@BasedMikeLee @Kash_Patel https://t.co/x8jGa7Ls6t

[Mitchell Miller @mmillerwtop]

The group marched away from Union Station, carrying various flags, including Confederate flags.

[Brandon Winchester @THEbwinchester]

@BuzzPatterson

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@BillAckman @NYCMayor It’s got drawers on both sides, you fucking moron.

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@methuselaschild @KateHydeNY

[Brandon Winchester @THEbwinchester]

@BreannaMorello ConEd is communist?

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@JackMac

[Brandon Winchester @THEbwinchester]

@PoliticalStacy You should learn how to read. It’s not a green effort, it’s so the grid doesn’t fail.