So the other day, a clerk I see to & from work, told me her daughter thinks I'm hot. I said thank you it's very flattering. & Then I walked away. I'm awaiting first contact cause it's probably gonna happen & I feel uncomfortable about it enough to think the angles
When I'm a tyrant (obviously I'm drunk on power) I'm gonna allow scaphism as a mandatory punishment for breaking social norms. You cut in line at market - scaphism. You skimp your server - scaphism. You even use a fucking platitude in conversation - sca-fucking-ism
"allow me to profit from your most inhumane demise (death will be excruciating & horrifically long) your remains will be turned into misc. Cosmetic accessories & furniture. Realize that your death will have more meaning than any impact you had while alive."
My opening statement on tinder (not really but in my head) - "so, late 2020 is when I've come to terms that I'm just gonna serial kill the fuck out of the elderly. Y'all mother fuckers are just not dying fast enough."
2nd thing I'm gonna do is call out those fucks that disorganize any dept. I spent hours organizing. My hate & resentment supersedes what your flesh-bag looks like. Some elder fucking w my control issues by misplacing anything, will be met w a swift & violent health problem
Lol I'm unofficially wielding management power @ work. 1st thing I'm gonna do to appease my lust for control is violently/aggressively remove the shit bag white patrons who come to my work
*sigh* *exhales cigarette* the idealist wants to believe karma is possible in this. The angry parts want every shopper to be flayed alive & impaled in the parking lot
Ugh working in retail is purgatory at its finest. I make the effort of organizing shirts, shoes, misc. accessories & like 30 min. Later some thoughtless mother fuckers have left shit not even remotely close to the depts they came from
The weekends are the worst. Nearly every POS that does their shopping, brings their entire fucking brood. Like you couldn't have left them to fend for themselves at home or tethered them to the tree out back ?