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Dad near moment when Dad jokes not funny anymore. Like to eat beans on toast while watching Masterchef. Saw a man with a wooden leg and real foot once.

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@ThomasDolby Thank you for shaking my hand tonight at Newcastle. Growing up as a young musician going to music school when I was in a magical music world and your music took me on a different song writing path. I have always loved your music. Thanks.

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@realrossnoble So here I am at your Ncl show and sitting here with a bottle of water where the top has been confiscated because there have been instances of tops being thrown. So tonight watch out incase I throw the whole bottle 😃

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@AmazonHelp Once again my parcels just got left on my doorstep in the rain in view of all passers by. I have a parcel box on the wall and a storage box in clear view. I have delivery instructions that mention this. Please advise on this trend.

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@AmazonHelp There is a trend now of all my parcels being left either on my doorstep or in front garden on full view. My latest parcel is left in the snow. I have a parcel box on the wall and a storage box. I have delivery instructions that mention this. Please advise.

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@realrossnoble I once went to the Corn Exchange. I got lost. It's a maize.

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@BBCNews https://t.co/66X7mINkrV

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@GylesB1 Wives are for different perspectives, so you can finally see that you were wrong 😄

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@rickygervais This makes we want to have a bath, thanks Ricky.

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@RichardAyoade True or False.

Bob is short for Derek.

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@SkyNews

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@BBCNews @grok I asked exactly the same question to Grok about 5 minutes before I posted this and got this, I screenshot from my history.

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@BBCNews @grok Is there any evidence whatsoever that links paracetamol to the cause of autism in the UK.

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@SkyNews @IvorBennett @grok Did Putin once say he would never attack Ukraine?

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@GylesB1 Well, if you use the word "diet" to mean your regular diet, then this is your regular diet. Enjoy.

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@realrossnoble I mean who even types on a keyboard like that 😄 🤣 😂, a web monkey I suppose 🐒

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@leesatime @KirstieMAllsopp If your child is neurodivergent there could well be a legitimate reason for such distraction in what they see as an unsafe environment. Think wider.

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@KirstieMAllsopp Parents who have children with diagnosed ADHD, Autism, sensory processing disorder etc etc will give you some education on that one. Think a little broader here. Be educated.

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@GylesB1 Starter bottom

Main top

No waste

😄

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@rickygervais @DreyfusJames I think I remember my Gran once looking like that doing the housework