Calvin Payne

Luckiest man alive. Proudest father. Happiest husband. Life is good!

[Calvin Payne @thecalvinpayne]

@SearsHomeExpert Hey Sears, your repair service in the Burlington, Iowa area is pretty awful. Technician lied about swapping parts, a different one didn't call before arrival today and left without attempting repair. Two customer service rep's hung up on me while I was on hold..

[Calvin Payne @thecalvinpayne]

@EricDJuly @AskPayPal @PayPal @ThomasEWoods might know a business that can help in the meantime

[Calvin Payne @thecalvinpayne]

@BowTiedHandyman I used to work with many of these men. It's tough to do.

[Calvin Payne @thecalvinpayne]

@TheQuartering

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@NickPerrotta2 @RandallJohn63 @BernieSanders 0%

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@_buryyourflames 🤣🤣 those damn Asgardian brothers better chill

[Calvin Payne @thecalvinpayne]

@_buryyourflames Oh.

[Calvin Payne @thecalvinpayne]

@somegoodnews Got this sweet new rug for our kids play room!

[Calvin Payne @thecalvinpayne]

@Alyssa_Milano Joe Biden probably doesn't even remember who Obama is.

[Calvin Payne @thecalvinpayne]

@somegoodnews

[Calvin Payne @thecalvinpayne]

@johnkrasinski Whipped up some personal pizzas with my wife and son a couple nights ago. My wife's birthday was this weekend and my daughter has discovered crawling is part of her skillset!

[Calvin Payne @thecalvinpayne]

It's what I do!

[Calvin Payne @thecalvinpayne]

Weird that my wife needs convinced into watching P.S. I Love You

[Chris Pratt @prattprattpratt]

Eat a dick

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@Alyssa_Milano Kudos for contributing to the dumpster.

[Calvin Payne @thecalvinpayne]

@_buryyourflames Ok. You right.

[Calvin Payne @thecalvinpayne]

Verizon made things right so that's my update. Thanks John.

[Calvin Payne @thecalvinpayne]

Figured I should try reaching out to you here because other avenues have been unreliable.

[Calvin Payne @thecalvinpayne]

@VZWSupport hey Verizon, I subscribed to the 1 year "free" Disney+ offer through my Verizon app in November and noticed an additional monthly charge of $6.99 titled 'Security and Privacy Multi-Device' on my bill since then. Called and thought it was resolved but it was returned.

[Calvin Payne @thecalvinpayne]

@burymestanding @breinnuendo I think we might have some differing political opinions but that kind of response would be how I wish to respond if I ran for any office too.