Humberto Garcia

[Humberto Garcia @thecandyman97]

Feeling cute might delete later

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

The Declaration of Independence is the greatest document ever produced by man. It’s no coincidence that it was the founding document of our nation and we went on to be the most prosperous civilization in human history. Any country founded on that document is worth loving and fighting to save.

It is also, undeniably, a radically libertarian document that clearly states the validity of natural God given rights and that the only legitimate role for government is the protection of liberty.

We have serious problems in our country today and we will be much better off if we follow the spirit of our founding document than the brain dead varying socialisms being promoted by both political parties.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

The American flag existed long before Donald Trump, and it’ll still be here long after him.

If your patriotism rises and falls based on who’s in the White House, maybe your allegiance is to politics—not the country.

The flag represents the nation and its people, not whichever administration happens to be in power.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

God bless America. 🇺🇸

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

They say all countries are created equal.

But then you look at the United States of America, and then you look at everybody else and you know that statement ain’t true.

See, every country’s got a 50/50 chance of being the greatest at best.

But America’s not every country.

You take that 50% chance, add 250 years of freedom, multiply it by the strongest military on Earth, multiply that by millions of hard-working Americans, then add the Stars and Stripes and one bald eagle.

Now everybody else looks at that equation and they KNOW they can’t compete.

So everybody else’s 50% chance drastically goes down.

And America’s chance of being the greatest country on Earth goes up to 141 2/3%!

The numbers don’t lie. And they spell disaster for anyone who thinks they can compete with the United States of America!

Happy 250th Birthday, America! 🇺🇸

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

250 years, and your empire has been reduced to a single island the size of Michigan, with a GDP barely higher than Mississippi, the poorest of our fifty states.

Enjoy your warm beer in that unairconditioned old pub.

Don’t talk too much shit online though, you might get arrested.

[Jimmy Dore @jimmy_dore]

That’s because of Bill Clinton & Al Gore who deregulated media ownership with the 1996 Telecommunications Act which took America from 50 giant media companies to only 6 SUPER GIANT media companies.

But Bernie is incapable of telling the truth when it comes to the Dem party.

Bernie seems bent on discovering new ways to expose his cowardice & let his former supporters down.

[JorgeAlaniz™️ @Alaniz_Jorge210]

I can’t be the only one who thinks this right? #wweraw

[Humberto Garcia @thecandyman97]

@DanSoder had an amazing time at your show it was amazing to have met you outside the theater

[yannispappas @yannispappas]

Obama deported more than Trump. He’s now worth $70M. He’s also responsible for more deaths around the world than Trump. Funny to watch Maron do this after he made fun of Theo. And Obama saying this after all he’s been doing is grabbing cheddah and hanging with Billies on yachts.

[Humberto Garcia @thecandyman97]

@_Ulises_052 @realDonaldTrump @BarackObama Yeah this is policing everyone knows our police forces in the us are horribly undertrained

[Humberto Garcia @thecandyman97]

@_Ulises_052 @realDonaldTrump @BarackObama 6th or 7th the only positive is that he shocked the population and people are starting to ask questions

[Humberto Garcia @thecandyman97]

@_Ulises_052 @realDonaldTrump @BarackObama I guess we just see the world differently because I look at bush and Obama as the 1st and 2nd worst presidents in this nation’s history and have done irreparable damage

[Humberto Garcia @thecandyman97]

@_Ulises_052 @realDonaldTrump @BarackObama While it may have been a factor those fires happened for numerous reasons and I always tend to side on the idea that the government is awful at everything it does so they should have little to no control over our day to day lives

[Humberto Garcia @thecandyman97]

@_Ulises_052 @realDonaldTrump @BarackObama They have the largest population in the world and control what people see of course their films and games are going to be massive and I don’t believe any of that military stuff they’ve been claiming that for decades and nothing has even come close to the us

[Humberto Garcia @thecandyman97]

@_Ulises_052 @realDonaldTrump @BarackObama True that he shouldn’t have called on them so much probably didn’t realize how exposed he was

[Humberto Garcia @thecandyman97]

@_Ulises_052 @realDonaldTrump @BarackObama They were being covered up under Joe bieden as well

[Humberto Garcia @thecandyman97]

@_Ulises_052 @realDonaldTrump @BarackObama Net neutrality is actually not a great thing despite what people say it crushes the little guy and allows larger corporations to thrive and I’ll give you that trump is a brash idiot

[Humberto Garcia @thecandyman97]

@_Ulises_052 @realDonaldTrump @BarackObama Those public programs are horribly mismanaged they’re basically money laundering the ultra rich are getting those tax breaks no matter what also

[Humberto Garcia @thecandyman97]

@_Ulises_052 @realDonaldTrump @BarackObama Ordered so many drone strikes even killing an American citizen in the process I think that’s a pretty big violation of the constitution