🧀🍬𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸🍬🧀

“𝓣𝓸 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓫𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓼𝓮. 𝓢𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓪 𝓼𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓘 𝓶𝓪𝓭𝓮.” (parody)

[🧀🍬𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸🍬🧀 @thecandywltch]

https://t.co/8t301byeYH

[🧀🍬𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸🍬🧀 @thecandywltch]

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⠀ 🎨: https://t.co/dfD42lgc0l
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[🧀🍬𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸🍬🧀 @thecandywltch]

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⠀ “ I don’t get why kyoko said this was a bad idea . This is a lot of fun ! ”
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[🧀🍬𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸🍬🧀 @thecandywltch]

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⠀ “ Mami gave me this plush, but I don’t know why I feel like it’s evil or something . ”
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[🧀🍬𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸🍬🧀 @thecandywltch]

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⠀ That’s the plan~ So pay up for teaching Mami daughter on how to say slurs or she’ll show Mami everything they taught her :)
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[⛓️The Runaway ⛓️ @OpheliaZombie]

<-- Will probably bribe her with sweets and/or cheese to not do that

[🧀🍬𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸🍬🧀 @thecandywltch]

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⠀ <— has over heard all of their swear words and just waiting for the moment to tell Mami
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[⛓️The Runaway ⛓️ @OpheliaZombie]

<-- curses a lot actually, just not around Mami or the younger magical girls

[🧀🍬𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸🍬🧀 @thecandywltch]

@ashiningjewel ⠀
⠀ @PinkHairedSpiri
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⠀ “ you smell like you suck . ”
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[🧀🍬𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸🍬🧀 @thecandywltch]

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⠀ “ No, you did I was there for the wedding . ”
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[ᅠ˖ ۫ 🕙 ˖ ࣪ 𝐇ᴼ𝝡𝚄͟𝐑𝙰 ٠ 𝄒ᅠ @forhercycle]

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ❛ I would never get married. ❜

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[🧀🍬𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸🍬🧀 @thecandywltch]

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⠀ “ No, you had both as last time I seen you was at your wedding before I went to college to start working for a degree . ”
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[ᅠ˖ ۫ 🕙 ˖ ࣪ 𝐇ᴼ𝝡𝚄͟𝐑𝙰 ٠ 𝄒ᅠ @forhercycle]

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ❛ Wedding ring? It's a Magical Girl ring.. ❜

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[🧀🍬𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸🍬🧀 @thecandywltch]

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⠀ “ Ok, but you’re smaller than normal also what happened to your wedding ring ? ”
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[ᅠ˖ ۫ 🕙 ˖ ࣪ 𝐇ᴼ𝝡𝚄͟𝐑𝙰 ٠ 𝄒ᅠ @forhercycle]

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ❛ I'm not small. You're tall. ❜

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[🧀🍬𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸🍬🧀 @thecandywltch]

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⠀ “ You’re half my height . You’re very short . ”
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[Kirika Kure @VampireKirika]

@thecandywltch Hey, don’t call me short!

[🧀🍬𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸🍬🧀 @thecandywltch]

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⠀ “ that doesn’t make sense to me but ok so go eat that guy to get big again ”
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[𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦! 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘵? @TheGoofyRider]

the shrinking ray man got us 😔

[🧀🍬𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸🍬🧀 @thecandywltch]

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⠀ “ I know I haven’t seen some of you guys in a bit, but uh why are you guys all so…..so small ? ”
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[🧀🍬𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸🍬🧀 @thecandywltch]

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⠀ Blugh
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[🧀🍬𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸🍬🧀 @thecandywltch]

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⠀ “ I saw Mami looked up something called a field ritual . Does anyone wanna join me in doing this as I think that thing Mami read said it’ll do good for us ! ”
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[🧀🍬𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸🍬🧀 @thecandywltch]

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⠀ “ I sense a pair of dummies nearby, but I don’t know where . ”
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[🧀🍬𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸🍬🧀 @thecandywltch]

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⠀ “ WHO CREATED THIS KNOCK OFF ME ?! ”
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[🧀🍬𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸🍬🧀 @thecandywltch]

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⠀ She vary tellgent
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[🧀🍬𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸🍬🧀 @thecandywltch]

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⠀ “ still not the same . ”
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[Scary Hitomi Shizuki @hitomishizuk]

@thecandywltch I can pretend i hate it

[🧀🍬𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸🍬🧀 @thecandywltch]

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⠀ “ man if only I learned German while in Madoka heaven . ”
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[Scary Hitomi Shizuki @hitomishizuk]

@thecandywltch https://t.co/WDz6P2K2ye pick your favorites and ill get them right now

[🧀🍬𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓸🍬🧀 @thecandywltch]

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⠀ “ hmmmmmmmmmmmmm . Gimme cheese and you a get one . ”
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[Scary Hitomi Shizuki @hitomishizuk]

@thecandywltch Um 🥺 because I've been nice all year