Canoli67

[Fugitive Caesar @ThomBrady5]

"Every H1B Indian brings -on average- another 15 extended family members"

[Canoli67 @thecanoli567]

@fancygoblin_ Enough slop. Ur not 12

[Jeromy Sonne @JeromySonne]

@PabloAntonio Lead us to paradise

[Pablo Antonio @PabloAntonio]

Under our NEW regime, the boomers will be paying tribute to YOU, anon.

[Bowie 🍁 @amdgbowie]

I kneel. Turks are light years ahead of us

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

You can make incredible things happen without OSHA regulations

[Funes @Bulkington___]

Turns out he was injecting dissolved gold in hopes of developing superpowers. Reinesance man.

[Flash @YellowFlashGuy]

I see this in your comic shop, I’ll walk right out.

[transgender obama @sensitivyungFTM]

There’s something so intimate about slowly going insane with your coworkers during a Fuck You Nigga Die shift

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

The female cop just executed a random bystander trying to get away from the shooter and then when the real shooter came she flees leaving two people dead because of her incompetence. What the hell are we doing allowing female police officers.

[🍊Luka九🍓 @CFairy19193]

"I have no morals"
>looks inside
"Colonialism and genocide bad, well because they just are ok?!"

[signüll @signulll]

if i ran a restaurant in san francisco, i’d raise prices to psychotic levels.

$49 caesar salad.

$32 fries.

$24 sparkling water.

then i’d offer steep discounts based entirely on where you work.

teacher? discount.

nurse? discount.

city employee? discount.

barista? discount.

artist? discount.

openai, anthropic, meta, or google?

zero discount, full price.

surge pricing based on pure economics.

is this illegal?

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?

[bolshevik-menshevik swing voter @polemicpingu]

I'm not even 30 and I can tell this is a different climate, a different world, to the one of my childhood. there's no excuse for the boomers/Gen Xers to blithely dismiss the fact

[Old_Man_of_the_Sea @OldManOfTheSea_]

@SeanMcCarthyCom The DNC told me that elections keep eating their Amy McGraths so I asked how many Amy McGraths they have and they said they just go to the CIA and get new ones so I said it sounds like they’re just feeding Amy McGraths to elections and then Neera Tanden started crying.

[Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸 @EricSpracklen]

He also said that Mexico was going to pay for the border wall, Hillary Clinton would go to jail, we would get mass deportations, we would cut the national debt, and we wouldn’t start new wars.

Sorry if I’m having a hard time believing this.

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

Buy a Ford Mustang with the pocket change I made working at the gas station over the summer, trip acid and smoke dope at Woodstock, attend college for $300 a semester (20% acceptance rate at top state school), skip the draft cuz I’m in college, walk into the F500 firm and get a job with a firm handshake and eye contact, buy a 3 bedroom house with a mortgage just 2.5x my annual wage in a suburb 15 min from downtown, drive along the freshly cemented highways (there’s no traffic yet)

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Oh ya for sure dude imagine a country like that

[Canoli67 @thecanoli567]

@ToastedPandaa @tommy_jeffy @esjesjesj The one where the secret service ushered in paparazzi immediately afterward and had a crane move the flag into the background for a photo shoot. You seriously should not be allowed to vote. You are too stupid to have opinions.