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Here in America 🇺🇸 we’re better than you, and we know it! #USAvsCAN

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@DamilolaAdunol2 @Her_Nonymous_D “Don Julio money”…like it’s even that expensive?

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@phoebetaou Yeeeeee!!!

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@phoebetaou And here I was thinking you were gunna be Daphne from Scooby-Doo

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@guzzer36 @JulianNels32883 @phoebetaou

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@EmilySm43 It’s phenomenal! Better every day!

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@brokeforashley 😂 honey, “out of my league” is where I do my finest work!

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@GeauxDuck Please please please Good bye Donte

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@hilucyleduck This aged like milk…

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@RGIII That’s MOTIVATION…

Coaching would be being able to make a fucking adjustment in game. Neither Dan, Tosh, nor Will can seem to do that when it matters.

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@HuskiesJack Pure ass

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@ESPNBooger Great…another year of overrated QB play from a guy who is scared of getting hit while playing a contact sport…

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Legitimately the most embarrassed I’ve ever been for @oregonfootball

No adjustments to a team you lost to already. Same shit. Dominated in all phases.

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@CanesFootball and @IndianaFootball for the Natty…I’ll be rooting for a natural disaster to while out the stadium.

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@CoachLup have fun at Cal.

PS- you’re ass

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@CoachDanLanning FUCKING PATHETIC

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@MelKiperESPN THIS is your top QB?! Really? Holy shit.

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@MelKiperESPN THIS is your #1 QB?!
You need help

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@kendelliott Orange Bowl was at least 80% Tech fans…didn’t matter

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@alekarend Orange Bowl was 80% Tech fans…so wouldn’t surprise me.

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@emilyetaylor23 He really does need another year.