the captain

you can call me the caped crusader if you want, but just don’t call me late for dinner

[the captain @thecaptain069]

How am I supposed to save my money if my girls Mary Jane, Nicolette, and Allycal all spend it like my money grows on trees?!

[the captain @thecaptain069]

Can sum won pls tel me wen mineappleus wil stawp acting cray cray?!?!?!

[Liz Collin @lizcollin]

UPDATE: Bar shooting in downtown Minneapolis leaves one dead and three injured

Bar Zia is less than a block from Minneapolis City Hall.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Hey @MSNBC I’m gonna go ahead and rule out that it was one of Charlie Kirk’s supporters that accidentally shot him with a celebratory gun shot.

[Derrico Henrio @derrico_henrio]

Can we all finally agree to stop pretending like the left is peaceful?

[JohnRocker @itsJohnRocker]

CHARLIE
KIRK
SHOULD
NOT
DIE
FOR
HAVING
A
PEACEFUL
DIALOGUE
WITH
PEOPLE
HE
DISAGREES
WITH

[Steven Crowder @scrowder]

CNN’s already saying that the evil assassination attempt on Charlie Kirk is an example of “both sides” of today’s political divide.

No it’s not.

One side has to risk life and limb to express OPINIONS publicly.

One acts with impunity.

[JohnRocker @itsJohnRocker]

ALL
CHARLIE
KIRK
DID
WAS
HAVE
A
RESPECTFUL
DIALOGUE
WITH
PEOPLE
HE
DISAGREED
WITH

[the captain @thecaptain069]

Wtf this is fake. sleepy joe was so intimidating. His warning to Iran was literally “don’t” I would defs not mess with someone that says this to me

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Putin says he can “confirm” Russia would not have invaded Ukraine if Trump was President.

[the captain @thecaptain069]

About a year ago I was gifted another one of his biography books and I’m excited to read. Before you start hating on Elon Musk, I think you should enlighten yourself with a full understanding of where he’s been

[the captain @thecaptain069]

I enjoy reading about all the hate towards Elon Musk rn. It’s really quite comical. Back in 2022, I read one of his biographies and I find it quite difficult to believe that he’s trying to hurt the American people. This dude was born to make a better place for humanity

[the captain @thecaptain069]

@Im__Rolf Thank you for your inquiry. The bagel was delicious

[the captain @thecaptain069]

Literally been tossing and turning cuz I can’t stop thinking about the bagel from bueggers I’m going to devour in approx 6 hours

[the captain @thecaptain069]

@JMiller161 Woke Disney

[the captain @thecaptain069]

Ppl who enjoy gaslighting others have no life and live in a make believe land where they think they’re superstars w/ superpowers #ibetyourmomsaresoproud

[the captain @thecaptain069]

This is staged if Mike Tyson loses

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Let that sink in

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Joe Rogan responds to Kamala’s plan to end free speech on social media in America.

🔊

[the captain @thecaptain069]

Billy, couldn’t have said it better myself 😂

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

I find myself feeling sorry for @GovTimWalz. He seems like a nice guy, but in way over his head to be second in line to run the country. A bit of a buffoon, but in a good way. A kind man that will get his face ripped off in a negotiation. Not someone that I want making consequential decisions for all Americans.

[the captain @thecaptain069]

Savannah Guthrie can have my babies

[the captain @thecaptain069]

“There’s a lack of empathy for the victims and too much empathy for the criminals.” -@elonmusk