Cory Benjamin Wright

When people think of me they think of Alaska

[Cory Benjamin Wright @TheCaptainCory]

@ESPNU #RU #19Teams1family we hype

[Cory Benjamin Wright @TheCaptainCory]

#EsuranceSave30 show me the money!!! #brokeasscollegejunior

[Cory Benjamin Wright @TheCaptainCory]

Because Im a loser sooner or later you know will be dead Getting closer holding the rope and Im taking the fall I'm a loser #3doorsdown

[Cory Benjamin Wright @TheCaptainCory]

Too many things to do not enough time... #needabeer

[Cory Benjamin Wright @TheCaptainCory]

That's the last time I use my private parts as piranha bait: http://t.co/lm4xV9V7ag

[Cory Benjamin Wright @TheCaptainCory]

Why don't airports have bowling alleys? For people who are waiting on another flight. #justwondering

[Cory Benjamin Wright @TheCaptainCory]

Fun forgeting unnecessary negatives @ thecaptaincory

[Cory Benjamin Wright @TheCaptainCory]

Raising the debt ceiling doesn't increase our debt It simply allows this country to pay for things for which we've already spent money~Obama

[Cory Benjamin Wright @TheCaptainCory]

Why doesn't febreeze make deodorant? #justwondering

[Cory Benjamin Wright @TheCaptainCory]

last day here in Virginia. as my Russian comrads would say... #DoSvadania

[Cory Benjamin Wright @TheCaptainCory]

wow a day of no responsibilities. #weird #notinthemood

[Cory Benjamin Wright @TheCaptainCory]

I hate how a friendship dies because of a misunderstanding.

[Cory Benjamin Wright @TheCaptainCory]

Done with school. Alaska t- 10 days

[Cory Benjamin Wright @TheCaptainCory]

Just dreamed that I was a snowboarder. After shredding the course I now understand what its all about.

[CBrooks @FumOnYourCace]

"I'll be so deep, whoever pulls me out of her will be crowned King Arthur."

[Cory Benjamin Wright @TheCaptainCory]

I hate how people try to find comfort in words. Get a grip, go live your life

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

They should legalize pot.
But only in 1 state per year to attract massive amounts of tourism.

[Cory Benjamin Wright @TheCaptainCory]

I guess the animal in me came out last night. #maddrunk #thecougar

[Cory Benjamin Wright @TheCaptainCory]

Free food hell yeah!!! I love friends

[Cory Benjamin Wright @TheCaptainCory]

I want a girl in a red sundress #southerngirl #classy