John Clark

Trying to be a better person. It's not a solo journey. I'm not always right but that's ok.

[John Clark @thecaptainisout]

@ashleychanson I'm not the world but if it's not too much of an inconvenience can you wait until after next weekend so I can actually see you?

[John Clark @thecaptainisout]

@ashleychanson

[John Clark @thecaptainisout]

@ashleychanson Have you tried turning it off and back on again? Anyways my dancing shoes are polished and ready!

[John Clark @thecaptainisout]

@ashleychanson 1000% at least mostly have my shit figured out this time.

[John Clark @thecaptainisout]

@ashleychanson Jelly

[John Clark @thecaptainisout]

@rhinotary That blows

[John Clark @thecaptainisout]

@ashleychanson Totally fair. I mean if you want to pass on a dope nickname for vanity I guess that's fine

[John Clark @thecaptainisout]

@ashleychanson Or.... And hear me out.... You could rock a black tooth! And all across these barren plains you'll be known as Ashley blacktooth?

[John Clark @thecaptainisout]

@rhinotary

[John Clark @thecaptainisout]

Sometimes I eat text wishes, sometimes I eat phone wishes..... But nothing beats eating a hotel lobby cookie as a birthday gift to yourself.

[John Clark @thecaptainisout]

I feel like I am a pretty sociable fella and don't have a lot of anxiety about being around people. But I have come to realize that 90% of Target shoppers give me skyrocketing anxiety when I am immersed in their target world.

[John Clark @thecaptainisout]

Yes Elon please tell us peons what other "trivial" laws should people, who are normally untouchable by law, be ignored? Securities fraud maybe? Are these ignorable trivial laws only for powerful people? Or do they extend to the little guy?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Indeed, great damage was done today to the public’s faith in the American legal system.

If a former President can be criminally convicted over such a trivial matter – motivated by politics, rather than justice – then anyone is at risk of a similar fate.

[John Clark @thecaptainisout]

@rhinotary Personally I couldnt care less about any of the sports you post about but I genuinely LOVE your wholesome gleefulness that you post about it!

[John Clark @thecaptainisout]

@ashleychanson This looks like the best new years! Sorry I missed it!

[John Clark @thecaptainisout]

Same treadmill. Same.

[John Clark @thecaptainisout]

@HeavenlyGrandpa @failedninja123 I think you mean broology

[John Clark @thecaptainisout]

Love it or leave it motherfuckers #Bogota

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@horror4kids @rhinotary

[John Clark @thecaptainisout]

I give zero fucks about dancing in the street/sidewalks with earbuds in.