Captain Will

I'm Captain Will. I'm an ordained Dudeist Priest ( a househusband, and... well I lost my train of thought.

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/IzdDyfQRPe

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On this very night, forty-nine years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen...

#largemarge
#neverforget
#largemargesentme https://t.co/yIagshruSG

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It's just not #christmas until I hear Frank Reynolds say those magic words!

#averysunnychristmas
#merrychristmasbitches @ North Florence, Alabama https://t.co/75Ds3SQEdh

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Lily doesn't like the cold, so we snuggled her up with some blankets and a new toy.

#rescuedogsofinstagram #christmas @ North Florence, Alabama https://t.co/euuTZ6jsyh

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Larry is enjoying #christmas 🎄

#rescuecatsofinstagram @ North Florence, Alabama https://t.co/IUbVM1YIoP

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I asked @craiyonai to draw Doctor Who. This one just spoke to me.

@bbcdoctorwho #doctorwho https://t.co/knPVj1dOEq

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What did @picklemina get in her #adventcalendar calendar today?

It's a writing desk!

Santa contemplates his list while Gary waits...

#advent
#playmobil @ North Florence, Alabama https://t.co/P7qxva57w8

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What did @picklemina get in her #adventcalendar today (Dec 5th)?

A toolbox and a vice!

This is definitely turning into a #dexter situation...

#playmobil #advent @ North Florence, Alabama https://t.co/15y98Qlmpm

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Just posted a photo @ North Florence, Alabama https://t.co/8hzxA6V3vb

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Happy #slackernalia my dudes! Don't forget to take 'er easy!

@dudeism_official #dudeism @ North Florence, Alabama https://t.co/OgiB1mLH7U

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What did @picklemina get in her #adventcalendar today?

A bike!

Ride for blood and Santa!

#playmobil #advent @ North Florence, Alabama https://t.co/ZTDEt0NUq1

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What did @picklemina get in her #adventcalendar today?

Assorted tools! Time for elven mayhem!

#advent #playmobil @ North Florence, Alabama https://t.co/WtCQIALXve

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It's the first day of #advent ! What did @picklemina get in her #adventcalendar ?

An elf! @ North Florence, Alabama https://t.co/1Gh6bhcTHg

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May the Power protect you, always. #jdf #jasondavidfrank #powerrangers @ North Florence, Alabama https://t.co/5RmDMMFo3h

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/Zuzd3QY6sy

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Larry and Beans have their first nap together!

#progress
#rescuecatsofinstagram
#thuglife @ North Florence, Alabama https://t.co/oTCz9vL5F6

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Larry is taking a nap to replenish his love reserves.

#rescuecatsofinstagram @ North Florence, Alabama https://t.co/qbXSPjencv

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This is Larry. He is the sweetest boy. We adopted him today.

#rescuecatsofinstagram @ North Florence, Alabama https://t.co/sLksq18Gsn

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/1VnHa12ASD

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Lily beats the heat by napping under a fan.

#rescuedogsofinstagram
#summer
#thuglife @ North Florence, Alabama https://t.co/Wm8zPD3fsU