Carl Fitzpatrick

turn me up in my headphones || shoe size 11 US || Coca Cola freestyle machine repairman

[Carl Fitzpatrick @thecarlfitz]

if I had a cat it would hold me accountable to tweet more

[Max Nesterak @maxnesterak]

love that someone just submitted a vertical picture of their dog to be the next Minnesota state flag https://t.co/pcilTqARMm

[Carl Fitzpatrick @thecarlfitz]

in a perpetual state of walking around walmart kinda hungry but is that symphonies by sia I hear rn??

[Carl Fitzpatrick @thecarlfitz]

Chihuahuas are S+ tier

[Sandman in Cola @MikeHoncho1960]

@ESPNCFB Sc was the first established Carolina. Washington dubbed us as the real Carolina in 1788. Also NC is still under rule by Great Britain. They were the only state that won zero battles in the revolutionary war, they’re technically not apart of the US.

[Carl Fitzpatrick @thecarlfitz]

I just fell to my knees at walmart

[Carl Fitzpatrick @thecarlfitz]

worlds first uninventor

[Carl Fitzpatrick @thecarlfitz]

runescape scammers caused the 08 financial crisis I can’t believe it

[Carl Fitzpatrick @thecarlfitz]

6 hours of Italian to fall asleep to

[Carl Fitzpatrick @thecarlfitz]

in my bedroom doing reps of that salsa move where you drag your hand over your face and back of neck

[Carl Fitzpatrick @thecarlfitz]

pov you scuffed your feet on the sidewalk behind me and then passed me and then I bucked at you

[Carl Fitzpatrick @thecarlfitz]

@ThumbUpEmoji 👍

[Carl Fitzpatrick @thecarlfitz]

.

[Carl Fitzpatrick @thecarlfitz]

yo what’s up tiktok get your votes in the comments we’re gonna glam another three credit cards and let you rank em

[Sandman in Cola @MikeHoncho1960]

@finebaum Me, fullback at Thomas Sumter high. In 77’ had 10 tuddies 1200 yards on the ground, and took roughly 50 souls in the A gap, cat daddy being one of them. 💀🔨

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

I made it look like the car's moving and it's 100x better.

[Carl Fitzpatrick @thecarlfitz]

chase r makes the best chopped cheese in queens

[Carl Fitzpatrick @thecarlfitz]

@PopCrave @etnow what does it mean for me

[Carl Fitzpatrick @thecarlfitz]

gonna be 43 and and still watching twitch