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you’ll never be glamourrr

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So freshman year in my fys class, one of the members in my group goes “hey sorry i can’t be here tomorrow i have a wedding” we are like “okay? Have fun!” The next week rolls in the same guys shows up with a wedding ring. IT WAS HIS WEDDING. I will forever be shook.

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I truly cannot fathom how people believe men are smarter than women. My doctor told me I may be passing a kidney stone and a guy said "how did you get that" LIKE THIS ISNT REAL

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@mcdonalds BOLD of you to change the hours of all your locations

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I'm not a hater I just need a break

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One more person get engaged pls

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My sincerest apologies to those inner 9 who saw me cry to all to well

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@thotianuhh This is the biggest ick ever

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@Jewel1030 You’re uber lactose intolerant … your life would probably be colossally better

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On god no one is meaner than customer service at big box stores

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Season 1 of glee is soooo unhinged

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@sainz_babyyy @daviwantsout @fromnatwithlove Please dm me too🥺

[fleetwood jac @altitudinarians]

every time i see the insurance commercials with jon hamm and flo

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The thing about me is I always think I deserve Crumbl Cookies. Something good happens? I deserve Crumbl. Something bad happens? I definitely deserve Crumbl. Nothing happens? Sure, let's get Crumbl.

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@gabvicc This tea sounds good

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@althianachelle Explain

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@diamxmonet @offdaoxie @hrtapp Can you send me the link please🥺🥺

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When people mispronounce my boyfriends name I get violent

[SOLELINKS @SOLELINKS]

🚨We are giving away FREE sneakers + XBOX X to celebrate our 8th Anniversary here at
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ENTER 👉🏻 https://t.co/SKQXz02ogX

Very blessed for all the support throughout the years🙏

[a @abrxanna]

used to hate minions then i gru up 😈

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Everytime I step foot in a target my boyfriend buys me a book. TRUE LOVE.

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I text my boyfriend’s mom more than him. I think she’s my best friend