Lion Jesus

No. 1 Professional Internet Shit Talker,
and everyone's favorite Paradox developer

[Lion Jesus @TheCEOofFemboy]

my hungry ass thought his hairline was a speech bubble

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[Lion Jesus @TheCEOofFemboy]

@glucosevirility Comparing Chinese being massacred to cockroaches being tortured, classy...

[Lion Jesus @TheCEOofFemboy]

I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

17th century guy finishing a nice portrait: great last thing left to do is cover it in yellow varnish

[Lion Jesus @TheCEOofFemboy]

🕊️

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

"I will be cheering for him"

[(Spooky) Signal @NopeSignal]

Osama bin Laden’s soul finally being put to rest, as his work is finally complete:

[Find Luigi 🍏 @FindLuigi]

difficulty: HELL

[Lion Jesus @TheCEOofFemboy]

@arandomMaddy This is genuinely the saddest thing I've ever seen

[Lion Jesus @TheCEOofFemboy]

@arandomMaddy @kytergay So why did you respond dipshit

[JMeZZ 💜🔫🖨 | Gunsmith Vtuber @MrJmezz]

This is what happens when a human body is shot with an AR-15. Trump did NOT get hit with a bullet. It was staged!