Ok. So 4 different guys on 2 different dating apps have offered up Coldplay passes in their opening lines to me. I haven’t even swiped right!
Whatttt????
Please be kind to your girl and let her know if this new virus is lethal. If so, I’m buying a one way ticket to Kiribati and ya’ll can live with my memories
Overheard in my orange-dominated house🤡
Me: How is it ok to elect a rapist to the highest office in the country?
Him: Wo unki country ka problem hai. Wo India ka fayda karega. Bas!