Jeannette Lance

My mum says I’m special. @Jijisgrills( Cocktails. Grills. Friends)

[Maria Web Diva @mariawebdiva_]

Meus avós explicando como era ir pra escola na época deles:

[miya @miyarah_]

yo aguantándome las ganas de meterme en una conversación cuando escucho que hablan de algo que me gusta

[🍃✩‧₊ ੈ ˚༺rh☆e༻*ੈ✩‧₊˚🍃 @meemawmustard]

My laundry when I’m already having the worst day of my life

[‏ً @omgnicewords]

says the gender that takes their dicks out in public to pee anywhere in the streets.

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

Both of you had sex, but it’s one person that’s the whore. Lol. You’re not serious

[miya @miyarah_]

como me siento después de borrar un chat donde había toda una historia

[Jeannette Lance @thechefjii]

@RxIremide Absolutely yes

[Jeannette Lance @thechefjii]

@just_Enhle07 A whole movie 😂😂

[La-Ndlovu @destiny_ndlovu]

There should be an app where you upload your bills and bored billionaires swipe right to pay them.

[Jeannette Lance @thechefjii]

@niyahhxo7 I mean he’s not wrong 😭😭

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me before opening twitter in public-

[Please Read a Book @KayTheHippy]

LMFAOOOOO this killing me lmfaooo

[patty bibi @pattybibi88]

When i'm yapping and they say "u already told me this"

[karIA @kari_ok6]

Me gusta que todo el mundo sigue llamando Twitter a Twitter

[T🪄 @itsmetihboi]

The feeling of skipping class only to find out it got cancelled.

[Kéne @AtuanyaKene]

The fact that you think sleeping with a woman makes you a man, but that same woman sleeping with you makes her a hoe, is a level of intellectual dishonesty that needs to be studied. You participated in the same act, but somehow you came out a king and she came out damaged goods? Mathematics of misogyny 2026 👏🏽😂

[iconic @iconic516]

For real 🤣

[stunner @KooNti10]

Praystation

[27. @dimvji]

doomscrolling on twitter instead of ig and tiktok so at least i’m wasting my time intellectually

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Himalayan Pink Salt showing up to the pantry with all the boring white salts