Blue 🦟

A joint 🍁 A day ⏰ Keeps the doctors away. ⛽️

[FRED @its_dafom]

Nigeria fit be the country wey God tell Abraham to leave 💔

[M ° @7tingxxs]

Hey @grok was this match ever happen in football.

[Omo Kogi (Yagba) 🌍 @harrysone9]

If this pops up on your TL, repost it; it costs you zero naira.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Why Does Smoking Marijuana NOT Make You Get The Giggles Anymore!? Just Straight Silent Sessions.

[Curio 𝑿 @curious_X_]

@CinematicEye_ Huawei’s new laptop. Watch until the end.

[Ọládélé 🇳🇬👑 @Theoladeledada]

It cost $0.00 to retweet this

[ニコ・アキラ @harrynico820]

@VehicleTracker8 Keep spreading fake news

[D_frik @Edigbeendurance]

@LeratoPillayZA U dumbass put this fake news away from your dumbs Sans
This was 2020, a protest against bad governance in Nigeria

[VICTORIA✨ @finegirlveeee]

“Stay away from older women”

The older women:

[zooty @maybeiamzooty]

i can’t lie i love smoking weed

[CEASER @Omokay231]

I’m the type to tally up all your bad behaviors and cut you off on a random sunday..

[💎Bestcruzi🦅 @bestcruzi]

once you agree to be my girfriend, I go first do you 100mb may u confirm say men mouth

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

the smell of weed outside the neighborhood means somebody paid their bills and is minding their business

[Teslim🇦🇷 @bigdihteslim]

i swear i like boobs, especially if i can see your nipples through your shirt.

[Teekay🎀 @_takon]

💋

[chioma💞 @chiiomanaledii]

Wake and bake 💨💨

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

Let me put you on to something (update) that can genuinely change your financial life for good.

Go to the App Store or Google Play Store and download any of these language learning apps: Duolingo, Babbel, or Busuu.

Pick one language and commit to it. French, German, Spanish, or Portuguese. Study consistently for 6 to 12 months, then sit the official certification exam for your chosen language.

- For French, that is the DELF/DALF exam.
- For German, it is the Goethe-Zertifikat.
- For Spanish, it is the DELE.
- For Portuguese, it is the CELPE-Bras.

These certificates are internationally recognized and that is what employers actually want to see.

Once you are certified, start applying. Here is where to look:

The United Nations Careers Portal (https://t.co/yhE1JecxDm) hires Translators, Interpreters, Language Editors, and Verbatim Reporters. These are mostly onsite roles in New York, Geneva, Vienna, or Nairobi. Entry-level salary starts around $60,000 to $80,000 per year.

The French, German, or Spanish Embassies in your country regularly hire Local Staff Interpreters, Cultural Program Officers, and Administrative Officers who are bilingual. These are onsite roles paying roughly $30,000 to $60,000 per year depending on country.

The European Union Careers Portal (https://t.co/nRbtXcVLUL) recruits Linguists, Translators, and Conference Interpreters. Mostly onsite in Brussels or Luxembourg. Starting salary ranges from €4,000 to €8,000 per month.

Platforms like ProZ, Upwork, and TransPerfect hire freelance Translators and Remote Interpreters. These are fully remote. Rates run between $25 and $60 per hour depending on your language pair and experience.

The African Development Bank, World Bank, and IMF also regularly post roles for Language Officers and Regional Interpreters, especially for French and Portuguese speakers across Africa.

One language. 6 to 12 months. A globally recognized certificate. That is all it takes to unlock doors that most people do not even know exist.

The information is free. The choice is yours.

Above all, love God.

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

I can go without sex but that damn WEED a whole different story 😭😂

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

The Nigerian National Assembly is drafting a legislative bill to legalize cannabis for medicinal and economic purposes