Cheyenne Gates

Note to self:

[Cheyenne Gates @thecheynanigans]

Loved the new #Dracula movie and you probably will too as long as you know
its Not Dracula 🧛‍♂️ ☠️ ⛏️🏹🕷🩸🪦👹💀💔
But Dracula 🧛👸🎩💅 🎭💃🫦⚔️⚰️🖤

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[Cheyenne Gates @thecheynanigans]

Spoiler without context #HouseOfTheDragonEp10 #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

When I’m feeling bougie I call Denny’s, Dennyè.

[Cheyenne Gates @thecheynanigans]

The people who can just walk around with their phone flashlight still turned on don't give a fucc about anything or anyone.

[Cheyenne Gates @thecheynanigans]

@Skittles 🎉

[Cheyenne Gates @thecheynanigans]

Were our parents lying to us or is the crust actually where all the nutrients are?

[Cheyenne Gates @thecheynanigans]

@people I heard Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa split because she found out he has been texting Pete Davidson.

[Cheyenne Gates @thecheynanigans]

Are we sure a bag of gummy bears doesn't count for at least 2 of the daily recommended servings of fruit?

[Cheyenne Gates @thecheynanigans]

@AmericasComic Any adult that told me a college degree was all I needed to get that good paying job🤡

[Cheyenne Gates @thecheynanigans]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the camper giveaway is NOT real. #scams #IYKYK

[Cheyenne Gates @thecheynanigans]

Got mistaken for a celebrity today- someone thought I was their lunch lady from middle school. #amifamousnow

[Cheyenne Gates @thecheynanigans]

"Lets go for a walk...but somewhere uncomfortable." -Inventor of hiking

[Cheyenne Gates @thecheynanigans]

Me in 2019 watching a zombie apocalypse movie: "There's no way an infection could spread across the globe that fast🙄

Me in 2022: 😧

[Cheyenne Gates @thecheynanigans]

Mustaches are just lip bangs.

Thanks for listening.... and yes I logged in after a year just to post this.

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

I love the troops. Because if they weren't the troops *I* would be the troops, and I would be the worst troops. #HappyVeteransDay #ThankyouforyourService

[Cheyenne Gates @thecheynanigans]

Since it's so close, they should just settle it with an ol' fashioned arm wrastling match🇺🇸 #2020Elections