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[Nanyo 💋🖤 @Nanyo_sae]

My sister: Last born, how far it's holiday o

Me: ooh ok, how are the kids

My sister : They are missing you, (quickly rush to give her youngest the phone) "hello aunty glo, we want to come to your house small.

Me: awwwwwn, give the phone to your mummy.( He returns the phone). Sister my schedule don't have space for kids now.

My sister: Come and carry this children and learn how to deal with noise, oya please just for 4 days.

Her husband in the background: I will give her money, tell her I will give her money.

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

You're hungry keh
no be you ate and left no crumbs?

[HOTGIRL R💎 @RiahAluvilu]

You’re not strict enough if you do situationships.

[The Force! @Orifunke]

I remember sewing a skirt one time. When it arrived, it was so big I was immediately angry that the tailor had added to it. I decided to wear it first so I could send pictures of how big it was to her. To my dismay, it fit me perfectly 😭😭😭

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

MC🔟�MC🔟🌊

[ryz 🔱🌊 @RyzzieMcGuire]

getting tickled… at work…?

[ëvił @kenemustgo]

told my mum the smoke in the kitchen was a lot and she goes ‘i thought you smoke, you don’t like this one?’

[Ribena Junkie 💜🏆 @MaryamLasisi]

Omo, there’s solar in my parents’ house oh, and my mum makes good food. Also, my room is very big 😂

[blossom @blossom_bie]

I just helped this man now, make I just reach interview venue see say the man na ceo🙏🏾

[Ayomide Tayo @AOT2]

I hope she knows the NFF doesn’t pay Super Eagles on time

[EauDeFoodie @ScholarChefD]

They will restore the power in nephew minutes.

[Chi @Chii_dollars]

Because he did all back?

[𝑨𝑫𝑬 ♡ @thee__adee]

“I’m a guy, you can’t be pressing my bum”

Do you want this relationship to work or not??

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

And while we are at it, God help Lisandro Martinez I see him even dare to limp when the season starts. ✌️✌️

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

"summer this, summer that", oga you’re in Nigeria.. it’s rainy season please.

don't annoy me!!!

[͏ ‏ً @Motee_1]

i swear they don’t, una think say our parents na mumu?😂

[Gloria🩷🧚 @bambyisdazzzled]

I grab my bumbum occasionally to remind myself that it's very grabable.

[yxf @iamyxf]

Me every time someone I don’t even know beats cancer.

[Mike 🇸🇳 @magicmike340]

Ma Meuf m'a présenté son père, c'etait mon prof de math du lycée qui me disais : je plains ta future femme

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Whoever invented “we should all go around the room and introduce ourselves” owes introverts financial compensation.