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I am fine with two consecutive one night stands, but just got walked out on by a two-night stand, who does that? #twonightstands

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Hipster in front of me at Starbucks line, orders a latte, and then in a soft voice, 'can I have one of those mini-peanut butter cupcakes.'

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Just saw an Asian driver with his chest next to the wheel, think of it now, why are your nipples on the steering wheel? #nipplesonstuff

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Watching the Ellen show, where Justin Bieber just got his haircut, it looked like two lesbians making out, could not tell who was who.

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Just walked into an elevator where a Schwarzenegger-like man talked in a baby voice to an Asian guy's poodle dog. #weirdelevatorencounters