Chris Norris

[Chris Norris @thechrisproject]

@panerabread your knives disintegrate while trying to cut your namesake bread, depositing little bits of plastic in the food. I don't want to eat plastic, micro or macro!

[Chris Norris @thechrisproject]

@violentfemmes @Ticketmaster The code is just ADDIT, not ADDITUP. I bet someone mistyped it and nobody checked.

[Chris Norris @thechrisproject]

@violentfemmes the presale code for the 9/29 show in St. Augustine isn't working. @Ticketmaster and the venue can't help.

[Chris Norris @thechrisproject]

Did you know @GooglePlay sells gift cards with illegible numbers at stores and then will refuse to help you when you bring the issue to their attention? Google Play gift cards are a scam! Apparently, this is a known thing and @Google just doesn't care.

[Chris Norris @thechrisproject]

@doug_ray @GainesvilleSun I'm a digital-only subscriber who keeps getting a physical paper. I've called your customer service line EIGHT TIMES trying to stop it. They are nice and sincere but totally ineffective. How can I actually get this fixed?

[Chris Norris @thechrisproject]

@TurboTobin13 @FSF608 @fwdflock @FwdFeatherstone @LaBarra608 @MingoLadies @accessimingos @WasatchMingos @FlorMingos Thanks for everything you've done for this club and this community. We'll be enjoying what you've helped build for many, many years.

[Chris Norris @thechrisproject]

@BackseatVC @Spotify me too, and my friends.

[USL League One @USLLeagueOne]

That turn's 𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 💨

@kingTrimm44 gets @ForwardMSNFC rolling!

0-1 | #RICvMAD

[Chris Norris @thechrisproject]

Do you really know someone until they start to show you the shit they find funny? Memes are gateways to the soul, amirite?

[The Flock 📢⚽🦩 @fwdflock]

We’re a country largely comprised of immigrants, & we believe our borders should be open & our communities be welcoming to anyone who needs help or sanctuary. Show your solidarity on matchday & beyond with this hoodie, 100% of proceeds to @ODFRMadisonWI
https://t.co/IhUv23Wlyf

[Chris Norris @thechrisproject]

@maramooooja HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I hope Winnie licks your dang face off!

[Chris Norris @thechrisproject]

@ef_no2 @drudgeons @Union_Omaha I’m mad that those rules are dumb.

[Chris Norris @thechrisproject]

@dhstorg @DHFC_Community @DulwichHamletFC @DHFC_W @brixtonbuzz @ForwardHamlet What’s the history of “it’s going to get spicy”?

[Chris Norris @thechrisproject]

#MingosTakeShots @ForwardMSNFC Saw lots of friends, bought the new kit, got my second shot, it’s been a good day

[The Flock 📢⚽🦩 @fwdflock]

Be a bodacious bird and help the hundreds of thousands of displaced people in #Honduras due to the recent hurricanes. $20 for the shirt, $10 to the cause 🇭🇳

https://t.co/Zg5Uf6HPaE

[The Flock 📢⚽🦩 @fwdflock]

☑️ USL clubs running at a loss
☑️ USL league owners profiting
⬜ Living wage for players
⬜ Better distribution of wealth

Status quo only lasts as long as we allow it. It’s time for @USL_HQ
to #StandWithThePlayers on a common-sense agreement w/
@USLPlayers

[Chris Norris @thechrisproject]

Look who I met tonight!

[Forward Madison FC @ForwardMSNFC]

“Holy s$&t!”
😂😂 Best reaction of the night to seeing @TurboTobin13 & Brandon Eaton at their doorstep.

[Chris Norris @thechrisproject]

@FlakPhoto Love me some Oban! Let me know how you like it.

[Chris Norris @thechrisproject]

"It's rather ironic that art world simultaneously insists that the idea of a work of art is most of what's important about it, while at the same time insisting on the primacy of the original artifact." YES! Thanks, @TheOnlinePhotog for articulating that.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Pippin, but you know him better as my profile picture. He was the catalyst for the kindest online community ever and his intense expression will never be matched. Pippin passed away this week due to complications of old age, but he’ll live on with every post. 15/10 ❤️