The Rumpo Kid

Eat too much, drive too fast, overthink everything, grumpy but always happy to help out and talk about James Bond and other trivial delights

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@nogulagsagain What were they shoving down your throat?

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@LizKershawDJ I’m sure he’s gutted!

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@rustyrockets I suppose it’s better than letting his hands run free, eh, Russ?!

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@ZiaYusufUK Suck it up, asshole!

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@iamtomskinner Fitter than you for sure, Fatman 2 Scoops

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@TiceRichard Get bent, ya big Xenophobe!

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@SuellaBraverman Tesco, a considerably bigger operation, closed their hot food counters 2 years ago, Waitrose are already all but gone…. Utter cobblers.

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@elonmusk So was your mate, Hitler

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@rustyrockets And harassing women? Where do you stand on that, Rusty?

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@NadineDorries Did Donald promise him a big slice of cake and some redecorating?

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@IsabelOakeshott Wankers

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@rustyrockets SEX PEST!

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@KemiBadenoch @Conservatives Nah you’re alright - I’ve got some paint drying

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@mikeparry8 Yeah but that’s because you are a prick, Mike

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