Britney

¡CANDELA! tales of derring-do, bad puns,and harmless yelling into the void / / Jack of all trades, master of like, maybe five/ /She/Her / /30s

[Britney @thechuchi]

What it’s like Being an Aries

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

"SHE IS GONE!"

Freddie Freeman and Kirk Gibson walk if off in Game 1 of the #WorldSeries 36 years apart.

[joe bro @jbromovies]

Rest in peace Donald Sutherland, my favorite role of his was the big hearted girl dad Mr Bennett. So much grace and tenderness in this performance, this scene makes me emotional every time.

[Britney @thechuchi]

I unlocked $35 Rush tickets for Anthony Rapp's Without You on @TodayTix! https://t.co/oqhhM9qudJ

[Britney @thechuchi]

Convinced this is what heaven looks like

[CBS News @CBSNews]

GOLDEN HOUR: Hundreds of golden retrievers gathered in Scotland to celebrate the 155th anniversary of the breed’s founding.

[Britney @thechuchi]

@nannoodles 🥹🥹🥹🥹 now IM crying 😭😭😭

[Britney @thechuchi]

He loved his Boys in Blue and they loved him 💙🎙

[Michelada Papi @DGRgabe]

One of my all-time favorite baseball moments.

[MLB @MLB]

October 2, 2016. Vin Scully signs off for the final time. 💙

[michael brown @boyinquestion]

Nicole Richie really is the voice of a generation.

[Britney @thechuchi]

I unlocked $40 Rush tickets for Hadestown on @TodayTix! https://t.co/L8BCJadt1g

[Britney @thechuchi]

@itserinhuffman @alejapereja Im crying now it’s fine I’m normal 🥺

[Britney @thechuchi]

@alejapereja @letterofkaye

[Britney @thechuchi]

I said ‘ass’ in a work meeting and honestly I’m not even sorry about it. My lack of filter is a reflection of me reaching the end of my rope 🙃 #burnoutseason

[Britney @thechuchi]

The guy who I went to school with posted a pic of his wife on his story and wrote “love and light of my life. no cap.” COMPLETELY unironically.
My issues with this:
1. She’s your wife. I don’t expect it to be…cap.
2. You’re thirty years old. Don’t.

Romance is on life support.

[Britney @thechuchi]

Ok so when you go to a wedding but not a single intentionally snapped photo is presentable….BUT you’re ICONIC for 3 you’re featured background in…. You just make due

[Britney @thechuchi]

Someone please take the internet away from all the unhinged white women committing the most rancid crimes against food for shock value on TikTok

[Britney @thechuchi]

Gorgeous gorgeous girls make multiple servings of arroz con leche they impulse made knowing very well nobody else living here will eat it

[Britney @thechuchi]

The previous owner of our condo, probably: you know what color would look just so good in the bedrooms??? Like a flesh color. Like an Ariana Grande flesh color. Like the color that would represent Arizona. Tan Beige Delight. Goes with nothing but turquoise.

[Terron Moore @Terr]

truly the only thing left to say