Jack Chudy

You don't need a license to drive a sandwich(he/him)

[Jack Chudy @thechudedude]

Friend: I thought you were lactose intolerant, why are you drinking a milkshake?
Me, drinking mashed potatoes out of a blender cup: Oh, i uh, found a recipe with less dairy in it...

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

To be clear I judge all Trump supporters. I don’t care what excuse you give for voting for him.

[Jack Chudy @thechudedude]

Damn baby, are you the Arby’s 2 for $7 every day value meal, or do you just got the meat?

[Wyrmwood @WyrmwoodGaming]

🚨 Big Giveaway 🚨

🥳Woohoo! We're giving away a full set of The Elemental Collection dice set and vault with @dispeldice, to celebrate our launch on @Kickstarter today! The winner will choose the element.⭐
(Rules posted below) 👇

[Gearbox Loot @GearboxLoot]

The snow is gently falling, colorful lights are glowing, and the Gearbox Loot Holiday Raffle has started! ❄️✨

Featuring over 20+ collectible items, it’s a holly jolly treasure trove of loot! The raffle runs all month - enter today! 🎮🎁

Enter now: https://t.co/rC00f9OJuJ 🤩

[Gearbox Loot @GearboxLoot]

It won't be long before you can bring these cuties home. 💕

To celebrate, we are holding a raffle and offering a chance to win 'em all!

The lucky winner will receive all 8 variants 🤯

Head over to our Gleam contest to enter: https://t.co/OA6iUBr31x

[Wyrmwood @WyrmwoodGaming]

🔥 BIG Giveaway 🔥

We are giving away a Wyrmwood Padauk Rolling Tray AND dice! 🎲

(Rules posted below 👇)
#WyrmwoodWednesday #dnd5e #dnd #giveaway #dice #ttrpg

[Dr. Amit Arya @AmitAryaMD]

If your idea of "learning to live with COVID" means that People with Disabilities, immunocompromised people and young children have to stay at home while the rest of society opens up without adequate protections…you are part of the problem, not the solution.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

We were told all last year how insidiously dangerous asymptomatic carriers were now suddenly when Dems need a strong economy to run on in 2022 because they've accomplished nothing it's no longer an issue. Die for the DOW baby.

[Obi Wan Cannoli @ObiWanCannoli10]

So when the hospital stops all living donor organ transplants, non emergent cancer surgeries, elective joint replacements, adolescent scoliosis surgeries, and anything else potentially requiring admission, tell me again how your decision not to get vaccinated affects only you.

[aya @chrrypicked]

im fucking crying

[Paladin @PaladinAmber]

Me listening to my friends talk about things that they’re passionate about even though I have no idea what that thing is but I love them so I love listening:

[Paladin @PaladinAmber]

Freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences, y’all can say some dumb shit and it’s well within your rights to do so but the consequences will still happen. That’s the freedom, the freedom to say it knowing that there might be consequences and still saying it anyway?

[Jack Chudy @thechudedude]

Yeah, Earth.

[Jack Chudy @thechudedude]

This is wholesome and adorable and all that, but I’m laughing so much at how ridiculously long their arms would have to be for this picture to work

[Jack Chudy @thechudedude]

Are you telling me that my man Dr. Horrible went through all that trouble to get into the Evil League of Evil when all he had to do was eat some pussy?

[Joe Otterson @JoeOtterson]

DC asked the #HarleyQuinn team to remove a scene from Season 3 in which Batman performs oral sex on Catwoman. Why? "Heroes don't do that"
@justin_halpern @PMSchumacker

https://t.co/BSpuc1rjKE

[🌟Halo @halo0h]

Gentle reminder for twitter:

[Jack Chudy @thechudedude]

Why is “okie dokie artichokie” a phrase when “okie dokie gnocchi” is better in almost every way

[Kyle Potter @kpottermn]

When people rioted and looted in Minneapolis after the murder of George Floyd, President Trump said: "When the looting starts, the shooting starts."

When his supporters rioted and looted in the U.S. Capitol, President Trump said: "Go home. We love you, you're very special."

[Jack Chudy @thechudedude]

If you aren’t outraged by what’s happening right now, you are part of the problem

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

breaking news: country self-proclaimed as ”world leader in fighting terrorism” leads world in creating terrorists