Helen Clarke

Digital fundraiser. Opinions mine. Jokes stolen.

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

On behalf of their client, Zara Sultana, Bindmans Media and Information Law Practise Group requires that I publish the following statement on X, and that such statement must be clearly visible and pinned to my
profile for a continuous period of no less than 24 hours:

“On 30 March 2026, I published a post on my X account addressed to Zarah Sultana in which I stated that she encourages and incites violence and is friends with terrorists.

Those statements are false. I was wrong and offer my sincere apologies to Ms Sultana for the harm and distress caused to her.”

It is my very great pleasure to do this, and I reiterate my sincere and repeated offer to meet with Miss Zara Sultana in person to resolve our differences.

[Ramzy Alwakeel @journoramzy]

Imagine thinking it was a good look to clap and cheer as security guards drag someone out of a conference hall for confronting the chancellor about arms sales. Imagine thinking that "we are not a party of protest" was anything other than an excruciating self-own. Ghoulish.

[Dylan Williams @dylanotes]

Disputing press reports is part of the job, but claiming a reputable journalist made up quotes is a serious charge. Defaming reporters would be unbecoming of Biden’s White House, to put it mildly, and reminiscent of its predecessor. It should substantiate its claim or retract it.

[Alex @alexr_241]

Everyone arriving at twitter to see if WhatsApp is down #WhatsApp

[Helen Clarke @theclarkeybear]

I just took part in @FreefromTorture's action, demanding that @portland_port say no to floating prisons.

We need to act as quickly as possible, before the barge docks. Will you join me? https://t.co/XX5WT0QgQF

[Michael Etheridge @micketheridge]

5 shot dead in a queer bar in Colorado at an event for Trans Day of Remembrance and the "LGB Alliance" - whose supporters are mainly straight people - send solidarity to LGB people and not Trans people, even when one of the dead is a trans man. Can these people sink any lower?

[Helen Clarke @theclarkeybear]

@alexhillphd I often get called a good boy and it’s great

[The Supreme Committee for Delivery and Legacy @RoadtoQatar_en]

Team Ghana arrive in style 🇬🇭

This fit though 🔥🔥🔥 #Qatar2022 #FIFAWorldCup

[Michael Etheridge @micketheridge]

NHS staff: can we have a pay rise in line with inflation please?

Tory governments:

2010: no
2011: no
2012: no
2013: no
2014: no
2015: no
2016: no
2017: no
2018: no
2019: no
2020: no but 👏
2021: no
2022: no

Enough is enough! No choice but to strike. #VoteYesfortheNHS

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

"Politics aside, an Asian Prime Minister is something that our grandparents would never have imagined" – I dunno man, my grandma was a socialist and lifelong antiracist who warned about the dangers of individual advancement without collective justice!

[Helen Clarke @theclarkeybear]

@natsantonia NEVER!!!! I shall be buried with them

[Helen Clarke @theclarkeybear]

@richwalker794 No

[Dan Rebellato is on Bluesky @DanRebellato]

The Queen's seen 15 Prime Ministers apparently. Mind you, my son's six and he's seen 4 of them.

[Ben @Dover8]

Yo @Spotify what is this shit? Why have you broken #heardle! Where's the history gone, and why are we getting songs with NO AUDIO for the first second?

[Suraj “Sid” HarringtonOdedra @siddd]

Come on, @Spotify.. ever since you bought @Heardle_app, it’s been totally broken.. and then today, this?! Silence for the first second. Also, bring back the ability to hit Skip, and have the song *continue* playing!

[Helen Clarke @theclarkeybear]

Dress for the weather you want, not for the weather you have.

[Helen Clarke @theclarkeybear]

@oifroglive Otis sits on a notice and Otto sits on Santa’s Grotto (tomorrow at 2!)

[Ian Austin @LordIanAustin]

The Telegraph and I have today published an apology to Laura Murray over false allegations in an article I wrote shortly before Christmas. Please see link below.
https://t.co/WyFHsBHNlA

[Frances O'Grady @FrancesOGrady]

. @BorisJohnson says the Germans are much better at staying at home when sick.

I wonder why…?