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Yah Mo B There.

[theclaven @theclaven]

College baseball rocks and ESPN Squeeze Play is the jimmy jam of all jams!

Let’s goo!!!

#ESPNsqueezeplay

[theclaven @theclaven]

@NoContextBrits Hanging Brain

[The Onion @TheOnion]

VH1 Bus Crash Causes Major Slut Spill

[theclaven @theclaven]

@angrybuckeye1 @OldSouthGolfHH @hiltonheadsc Ha! Jokes on you! You suck at drinking beer, too!

[theclaven @theclaven]

@TheOnion ‘s Hey Jude, Citizen Kane and Mona Lisa all rolled into one…..

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? https://t.co/5dxTFAsFLj

[theclaven @theclaven]

Hey @thatbilloakley - I purchased some novel Poochie merch to bring to your recent taping of @TalkSimpsonsPod but it didn’t come in the mail until too late. Any chance of getting it autographed after the fact?

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Brits trying flavoured crisps for the first time.

[theclaven @theclaven]

Sorry, we are going to have WHAT kind of meeting??? #jackmeeting

[Mike Bradley @RealMikeBradley]

The Phanatic belly tattoo guy 100% tore his ACL chest bumping Kelce on the ESPN broadcast by the way

[theclaven @theclaven]

@SickosCommittee Sickos ground troops on the scene at The Farm. Where are all the punts? #iwaspromisedpunts

[theclaven @theclaven]

It’s always sunny #fFortheFaithful

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

So that's it, after 20 years? So long, good luck?

[Pickett’s Burner @VeryRealPickett]

Made a PA high school logo map @SickosCommittee @CFBHome

[theclaven @theclaven]

Late 90’s Minnie Driver is pretty much the apex of the female species, to be honest. But, wet late 90’s Minnie Driver?…….<knees buckle>

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Your ideas are intriguing to me.

[Governor Josh Shapiro @GovernorShapiro]

This is Pennsylvania excellence.

[Great British Getty Images @shitbritishpics]

British Prime Minister Tony Blair (l) attempts to charm an unimpressed nurse Clare Pearce with Labour's health policies at Hemel Hempstead hospital (2001)

[theclaven @theclaven]

@angrybuckeye1 I stole his hat from him before he died.

[theclaven @theclaven]

#MCWS Let’s goo!