Andrew Mauldin

Sports nerd. Music nerd. Nerd nerd.

[Andrew Mauldin @thecleed]

They’re the same picture. #loveisblind

[Andrew Mauldin @thecleed]

Don’t forget to leave some milk and bread out for James Spann tonight so it will give him the strength to fight off the chem trail jets and bring you snow.

[Is EA Sports College Football 27 Out @IsItOutEa]

Yes

[Andrew Mauldin @thecleed]

@BigJessT @CFBKings @QJBeat Best part of sports.

[Andrew Mauldin @thecleed]

@BigJessT @EASPORTS @EASPORTSCollege Jess, this is your hawk tuah moment. Pay this man @EASPORTSCollege

[Jesse Taylor @BigJessT]

Hey @EASPORTS. Was wondering since you used my image in two previous NCAA Football games could yall send me the new game? Just a band guy trying to take UAB through a multi year dynasty.

@EASPORTSCollege

[Andrew Mauldin @thecleed]

@BigJessT Some would say he’s Haase Fast

[Andrew Mauldin @thecleed]

Valuable information for @alanisnking if for some reason she finds herself at a baseball stadium.

[Andrew Mauldin @thecleed]

@donutracingshow @alanisnking @eliz_blackstock

Alright, hear me out. #conspiracycorner?

[Andrew Mauldin @thecleed]

Once again, I just want this to end up with Hawaii somehow in the ACC.

[Andrew Mauldin @thecleed]

There’s a new Twitter in town. Follow me for no content. https://t.co/tTz7SfrGV3

[Andrew Mauldin @thecleed]

I’ve always wanted to be a “regular” somewhere. Today I pulled up to the drive-thru at the Taco Bell in Pelham and the only thing they said was “yo what up Andrew! Pull on around!”

I have peaked.

[Andrew Mauldin @thecleed]

@BigJessT This will definitely be toggled

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Wow. We shot down a balloon. On free balloon day.

[Andrew Mauldin @thecleed]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Happy Elongated Muskrat Day.

[Andrew Mauldin @thecleed]

Thanks @thebandghost for spending 2,533 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Call Me Little Sunshine. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/73RMvQjETe

[Matt Mitchell @ALostrich]

There are probably a million other ways to raise awareness of UAB sports attendance issues than attacking 19 year-old clarinet players who are actually at the games. I know y’all canceled the paper but don’t throw out your credibility too

[Andrew Mauldin @thecleed]

Married - Day 10:

Real love is not eating an entire pizza, so your wife can take some to work tomorrow for lunch.

[Andrew Mauldin @thecleed]

It’s happening.

[Andrew Mauldin @thecleed]

@elonmusk Can we get a space button on Twitter now? I just want to push the button, then the Falcon Heavy flies by with a *woosh* sound effect. Nothing else.