mary jane doe

вот это да

[WaterGape @WaterGape]

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick

p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system

real eyes realize real lies

[Jubby @taeminluvr7]

i kinda wanna write an essay abt how getting into primates kinda helped cure my eating disorder which sounds so funny but like . u wanna see a TRUE intuitive eater . watch a gorilla eating something like they r both picky and open minded for survival

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Type of text you get when your girl is looking at your phone

[🐪 Miskeen and 5'14" @MoodyKnowsNada]

type shit

[mary jane doe @theclemtrails]

buying a gun and getting an IUD

[mary jane doe @theclemtrails]

i hope david lynch is ready to be reincarnated as my IUD

[mary jane doe @theclemtrails]

wait but i loveeee bread and circuses

[mary jane doe @theclemtrails]

at the daily suicidal ideation stage of growing my hair out

[mary jane doe @theclemtrails]

proud owner of a neck tat :D

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

I don’t know what any of my exes are doing. I don’t know what any of my former friends are doing. and you’re not supposed to! there was a time when you just never saw a person again. I’m nostalgic for those times. disappear like a ghost! woooo!

[@redaction @redaction]

TV was a Level 1 Slime compared to the memetically-engineered hyperweapons that exist today

[mary jane doe @theclemtrails]

Mr Gorbachev.. Tear this PUSSY UP!!!!!!!

[mary jane doe @theclemtrails]

babe would you still enact a mercy killing on me if i was a young and virile jeff goldblum genetically spliced with a fly and teleportation device? would you?

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

All I’ve had today is An orgasm and a celsius

[dj sweetie pie🦇 @thieves1ikeus]

the grass is greener where you water it BITCH