Josh

I've been a professional chef for almost 20 years, so that makes me cantankerous and sarcastic by default.

[Josh @theclott]

@ZamirGotta thanks for following, you're the best

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I love pigs in a blanket and I don't care who knows...

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I like guns...

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@altonbrown crab, tarragon and cinnamon cream soup...

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@aylachu Nope, I'm done with MMO's. But I will pop in vent from time to time.

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@aylachu cook unseasoned/slightly seasoned vegetables and meat, purée and freeze. Baby food is easy lol

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@aylachu only when someone from the southern US is referring to their grandmother lol #meme

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Guess she just isn't into me enough to wait... A woman that has to reiterate over and over she isn't a slut, most certainly is.

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@SusanSucks there ya go, fresh made #greengoddess aioli, it's fancier than dressing lol

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@SusanSucks fuck it, I'm making it anyway lol #greengoddess

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@SusanSucks I wonder if I put that over a ribeye, will the casino monsters buy it. Hmmmm

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@SusanSucks ooooo green goddess, I haven't made that in forever...

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Happy Arbor Day!!! Now go plant a baby in a prostitute's belly.

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@BaileyXPaige the kiddo's bday? Was the bouncy ball awesome??? #twee

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@BaileyXPaige I'm gonna be out of pocket for a while, I'll see ya when I see ya <3 #twee

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Happy Saturday the 13th @BaileyXPaige @Bourdain @altonbrown @SethMacFarlane @SusanSucks #sadjason

[Debi Mazar @debimazar]

Terrifying story on PETA..
http://t.co/ez6WXa2NhF

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@SusanSucks it was delicious btw :D

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@SusanSucks speaking of alcohol. I invented a new bomb shot 1/2 pint Viking Blod and a shot of Jack. Redneck berserker bomb?

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@BaileyXPaige