Trader Mings

Two-Time Loitering Offender

[Trader Mings @thecodfather710]

You know your down bad when you need three pool noodles to survive

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Packers currently are set to open the season without Micah Parsons, who continues to recover from his torn ACL, and are now also poised to be without key offensive player Josh Jacobs, who is under league investigation.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Trade: Packers are sending QB Kyle McCord to the Miami Dolphins in exchange for a 2028 6th-round pick, per sources.

After trading Quinn Ewers to the Jaguars, the Dolphins needed a new backup for Malik Willis. Now the Dolphins have two former Packers QBs.

[Trader Mings @thecodfather710]

Dubai of course.

[Trader Mings @thecodfather710]

My king can take my groin

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Lakers’ LeBron James has a groin strain and is out for rest of game against the Celtics.

[Trader Mings @thecodfather710]

Excited to announce i have joined the team at Amalfi Jets!

Special thanks to Kolin Jones for recruiting me.

[Trader Mings @thecodfather710]

Why is clemson playing against Samwell Tarly ?

[Trader Mings @thecodfather710]

@palipostsports Where can i watch the stream?

[Trader Mings @thecodfather710]

My date when I ask her 2016 Chino Hills or 2020 Montverde

[DUA LIPA @DUALIPA]

Text me… 💋 [phone]

[Trader Mings @thecodfather710]

I aint write back tho

[Trader Mings @thecodfather710]

I had a DMV appointment today to switch from a Texas to California ID. Was completely blindsided by a written exam. Within minutes I failed my first two attempts and immediately left the department. Gonna hit the books and lock in for my third and final try. Humbled but excited

[Trader Mings @thecodfather710]

“So ya basically it's a videogame we would play in high school but then it fell off when everyone got way too good. They essentially turned back the clock and brought back the "OG map." They also have a mode where you don't need to build it's the best”

[Trader Mings @thecodfather710]

This year I’m thankful for the fact that no one just saw my first jubi slide attempt

[Trader Mings @thecodfather710]

Breaking news: Trader Mings upgraded to active for throwing up in the shower

[Trader Mings @thecodfather710]

@brandonpmeyers Bi-monthly. My apologies

[Trader Mings @thecodfather710]

I love exercising bi-weekly so that I can reward myself with a bag of Trader Joes pasta meant for 3 people

[Trader Mings @thecodfather710]

Breaking news: Trader mings downgraded to doubtful for sex tonight

[Trader Mings @thecodfather710]

I have a crush on Jennifer Lawrence

[Trader Mings @thecodfather710]

First drink tasting like lets go home and watch youtube videos of soldiers surprising their families