Collin Burris

But turtles live forever

[Collin Burris @THEcollinburris]

It's toe suckin szn

[Collin Burris @THEcollinburris]

@BBDukas17 @TFang2 I think the second half of your face is truly going to be in the first half of my butt

[Collin Burris @THEcollinburris]

@wizofsports Lfg

[Collin Burris @THEcollinburris]

@Derek_J_Blank

[Goji Franklin @GojiFranklin123]

POV: I match you with my Godzilla collection, wyd?

[Collin Burris @THEcollinburris]

@Uber_Support Can I talk to a human? The police are here and can't get in contact with anyone either

[Collin Burris @THEcollinburris]

@uber your driver has our friend and her phone. Where the fuck are they

[Collin Burris @THEcollinburris]

@Uber your driver kidnapped our friend. Why can't we get ahold of anyone to help?

[Collin Burris @THEcollinburris]

@Uber our friend went missing in one of your drivers cars. Why can't we contact anyone to help?

[Collin Burris @THEcollinburris]

@Uber our friend is missing and her Uber driver has her phone. How the fuck can we get in contact with someone to find her

[dunt @hehehehlolhehe]

If I’m high don’t put no dude named Kevin around me

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

hello from beautiful indianapolis

[໊ @buffys]

what is the best someone’s ever looked on camera

[Collin Burris @THEcollinburris]

@WiolOno_ They asked him how he could justify killing slave owners as a Christian and he said something along the lines of "I would damn my own soul for eternity if it would save one more person from the chains of slavery".

[Dirk @Derek_J_Blank]

Made you look Tyler

[Collin Burris @THEcollinburris]

@toxicking @roddy_2pnt0

[Collin Burris @THEcollinburris]

@TFang2 Option 1 implies I'll have to lick dick. Option 2 implies not only will I get the chicken that I came to Cane's for in the first place, I might also get some finger lickin' dickin

[Dirk @Derek_J_Blank]

Death. Taxes. @THEcollinburris being a penguin for Halloween.

[Ty Butler @tbutler5]

Do you wear socks to bed regularly? This has been a topic in group chat and would like data.

[Collin Burris @THEcollinburris]

@TFang2 @LukeDemaree7 10 votes in the first hour?? I don't even know that many people

[Collin Burris @THEcollinburris]

@ken_dulll