Robert “EDawg” Lee

SMU Phi Delta Theta ‘10 l 3x Pledge Trainer l 5x Theta Formal

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I have a hypothesis I think social media has made women more attractive and in exchange they lose most cognitive functions

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When gay guys hangout with each other do they say pause after saying something straight? #lank

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Rizz her up big John! #faggot #nuke

[Corrado “Junior” Soprano @juniorsopranoo]

My buddy is watching big John in class #obliderate #STRIKEMEDOWN

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@RoquanKilla Can hear the whip crack through the phone

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@viktorfogland I learn from the best Kite

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I was meant to be dying on a field in Virginia fighting for my rights and home but now I’m stuck jerking off in my room

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If doordashing every meal on my parents card was wrong why does it make me feel so good? #lank

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Kid in my pledgeclass said he found his wife and that she isn’t a slut but she just added me on Snapchat #watdatmean

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I would kill my boy @charlie32596831 in two seconds to rinse either of these chicks

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Hockey fans address each other exclusively as “nihguh” can’t remember the origin but when you meet her parents make sure to say “what’s up nihguhs”

[The Notorious Greg Hirsch @GregHirschRoyco]

Meeting the parents of the girl I'm seeing this Sunday at the Rangers game in their box (yes, I attract wealthy women)
I am a notorious ball knower unless were talking hockey; I'm also a top 1% bullshitter. Need to study up this week, any advice from the beev on Hockey lingo?

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@ColeKline2026 Blow me

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With this whole Cornell 7 debacle we have seen a return of 2016 liberalism and virtue signaling it’s extremely fucking gay #faggot

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Sometimes I think about the parents of girls like this and how they were probably so excited about the birth of their child and thought they would be a doctor or lawyer. Now she’s licking whip cream off influencer’s faces. On another note I #would this chick is a rocket.

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I think if that was my daughter’s boyfriend I would have shot him #faggot

[Gerry “Golden Boy” White @Clav6969]

Jesus Christ dude

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#puh

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@puddyLLC David one of the most intelligent tweets I’ve seen could not agree more. Whites who are taken by yellow fever are less than.

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@mBaRandyMiller Hope everything is going well with you Randy Bobandy

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I love drinking whole milk and I don’t care who knows it #lank

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As a dog returns to its vomit, so fools repeat their folly #lank #ihatemyexwife

[Derek “dimebag” DuPont @derek_dupont420]

My exs roommate just broke up with her boyfriend of 5 years and it pains me that I can’t reach out to the ex wife to talk about it #ithinkimgonnahitherup

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@carson_tk #nuke Kathy Crow

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Picture of my friends room freshman year truly one of the most disgusting things I’ve seen #nuke

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#rackattack

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@texasdebater She was extremely upset by my excessive use of cocaine, making fun of an ethnic uber driver, and getting into a fight at a formal

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Update on love life #killmenow