David Puddy

Grease monkey is a slur, and I love slurs. I also love Elaine Benes and 8 Balls.

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@newjabes_ “And I don't even carry guns no more, I don't got to. Got undercover cops that'll legally pop you”
-Bump Heads

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@treasury_bill I got out a couple weeks ago SPY @ 778

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@DiscountedTF Last chopper out of Saigon

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@MedicatedSleaze @stripeshowstan Chicken wire and a bridge

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@FracSlap This is so fucking cool

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@Nap51M Depends on the vehicle

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@holehunter6969 Holy fucking tweet of the day

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@PumpedToTheTiTz Brilliant one

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I would have sex with Martha Stewart

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@WIRED @nathanfielder R u post-op

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@0ccidentus Ask her about deGaulle and the OAS doing triangulation of fire

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My porch wears cashmere #DoucheTweet

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Bought a porch to make ladies nauseas in

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@0ccidentus That’s a shame.
Hey tell her tecovas and Ed hardy are having a sale that’ll cheer her right up

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People thought this tweet was serious. This was a test drive. A year later I now actually own one

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Bought a porch to make ladies nauseas in

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@panathlon_ Say things like “gurlfran” and do jazz hands so they don’t spit in your iced americano

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@bizconsultguy Thanks man. Very happy with it

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@JeevesMacGuire Thats affirmative

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@easyfunnysniper And I am very very old

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@easyfunnysniper None of my tweets are good enough

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This is supposed to be a community after all