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Quackenbush
@TheComedyQ
20 yrs real job → freshly laid off → funny stories, news jokes & absurd comedy at Boomer memes, insane rhymes & more. Proceed with caution.
Joined November 2025
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Quackenbush
@TheComedyQ
about 1 hour ago
Peg: “Al… let’s have sex” Al: “Eh… no Peg” (Flushes toilet)
Quackenbush
@TheComedyQ
1 day ago
“I think I am going to become a scientologist”
Quackenbush
@TheComedyQ
2 days ago
Spacey: (to Director) “Are you sure we can’t get a dude in here for this scene?”
Quackenbush
@TheComedyQ
3 days ago
“Hey. How come I didn't get to see Diggler’s hog? Everybody else got to see it. Jack got to see it, Amber got to see it. I thought we were good friends?”
Quackenbush
@TheComedyQ
4 days ago
Director: “Okay move over Stern... someone get the fake skeleton with the wig” Daniel Stern: “Pft… that skeleton looks nothing like me”
Quackenbush
@TheComedyQ
5 days ago
“I still can’t believe you stuck your entire arm in that pile of stegosaurus shit”
Quackenbush
@TheComedyQ
6 days ago
“I hate that Chris Rock”
Quackenbush
@TheComedyQ
7 days ago
“Seriously? It’s cum?”
Quackenbush
@TheComedyQ
8 days ago
“You know the director’s in this movie and says the N word, right?”
Quackenbush
@TheComedyQ
9 days ago
“I know… but after Isaac Kappy said all that stuff about me I just did what I had to do”
Quackenbush
@TheComedyQ
10 days ago
“Someone is going to make a statue of Trump and Epstein doing this”
Quackenbush
@TheComedyQ
11 days ago
“Damnit Blanche you skank! Quit trying to finger me!”
#Sitcoms
Quackenbush
@TheComedyQ
12 days ago
“Yeah, I was around when the Manson family did all that stuff… so what?”
Quackenbush
@TheComedyQ
13 days ago
“I’ve got a great idea! You should quit Cheers to focus on your movie career”
#Sitcoms
#Cheers
Quackenbush
@TheComedyQ
14 days ago
“Do I need to use that same weird microphone as Bob Barker?”
#Sitcoms
Quackenbush
@TheComedyQ
15 days ago
Carl: “The fuck did you just say to me you little creep?”
#Sitcoms
Quackenbush
@TheComedyQ
17 days ago
“Uh… I swear it wasn’t me… it was uh, Al... and Wilson”
#Sitcoms
#Captions
Quackenbush
@TheComedyQ
18 days ago
Tim: “Oh good, you like those new vibrating panties I made ya”
#Sitcoms
#HomeImprovement
Quackenbush
@TheComedyQ
19 days ago
Director: “I know! We all agree that they are great boobs… but keep looking over here”
Quackenbush
@TheComedyQ
20 days ago
”I hate my brother”
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