Comedy Posts

Tweeting quotes,joke,advice & facts that relate to your everyday life so Read my tweets & enjoy every moment of life

[Comedy Posts @thecomedyyposts]

Drug life: 💊💉💊💉💊💉💊💉💊💉💊💉💊

Thug life: 🚬🔫💰🔪🚬🔫💰🔪🚬🔫💰🔪🚬🔫💰

My life: 📱📺🍫💻💤🍪🍦🍕🍗🍟🍩🍔🍫🎧💤📱"""

[Comedy Posts @thecomedyyposts]

"English = Hello.

Spanish = Hola.

French = Bonjour.

Japanese = Konnichiwa.

Chinese = Nî Hâo.

Italian = Ciao.

Me = Sup B*tch."""

[Comedy Posts @thecomedyyposts]

When you study, you thinking
30% cellphone,
25 % hungry,
15 % other people,
25% movies,
4% other,
1% book
RT if you agree"

[Comedy Posts @thecomedyyposts]

Rt if u own a pair of these
Jordans 👍
Lebrons👍
Vans 👍
Kobes 👍
Uggs 👍
KD's 👍
Adidas 👍
Timberland 👍
Nikes 👍
Toms 👍
Pradas👍
Polo 👍"

[Comedy Posts @thecomedyyposts]

There are 5 types of fear:
• terror

• panic

• username or password is incorrect

• "we need to talk"

• 20 missed calls from mom"

[Comedy Posts @thecomedyyposts]

Classwork: A 📖
Homework: A 📝
Discussion boards: A 📑
Group project: A 👱🏻👱🏽👦🏼👦🏾
Lab: A 🔬

Test: F 📋
Final grade: F 😕"

[Comedy Posts @thecomedyyposts]

5 Things are very difficult at the end:
1. Friendship
2. Money
3. Love
4. Sunday
5. Internet pack
The last one is the cry.

[Comedy Posts @thecomedyyposts]

I
HATE
WAKING
UP
EARLY
I
JUST
WANNA
SLEEP
I
DONT
WANNA
GO
TO
SCHOOL
I
JUST
WANT
TO
LAY
IN
MY
BED
AND
SLEEP
FOR
THE
REST
OF
MY
LIFE"""

[Comedy Posts @thecomedyyposts]

"In my life,
I've lived,
I've loved,
I've lost,
I've missed,
I've hurt,
I've trusted,
I've made mistakes,
but most of all, I've learned...""

[Comedy Posts @thecomedyyposts]

"English = Hello.

Spanish = Hola.

French = Bonjour.

Japanese = Konnichiwa.

Chinese = Nî Hâo.

Italian = Ciao.

Me = Sup B*tch."""

[Comedy Posts @thecomedyyposts]

Do you love Music? (:
╔═══╗ ♪
║███║ ♫
║ (●) ♫
╚═══╝♪♪
No: Ignore
Yes: Retweet"""""

[Comedy Posts @thecomedyyposts]

Drug life: 💊💉💊💉💊💉💊💉💊💉💊💉💊

Thug life: 🚬🔫💰🔪🚬🔫💰🔪🚬🔫💰🔪🚬🔫💰

My life: 📱📺🍫💻💤🍪🍦🍕🍗🍟🍩🍔🍫🎧💤📱"""

[Comedy Posts @thecomedyyposts]

Spongebob | ( • )( • ) |

Patrick / ( • )( • ) \

Squidward ( (•)(•) )

Plankton | (•) |

Mr. Krabs |•||•|

RT if can you see them!!!""

[Comedy Posts @thecomedyyposts]

Age 4: "I love Mommy"

Age 16: "I HATE HER"

Age 20: "Mom was right"

Age 57: "I wish my Mom was still here"

Retweet if you love your Mom""

[Comedy Posts @thecomedyyposts]

See Your Addiction ? Retweet
🌿Weed
💵Money
🐦Twitter
📱Phones
💻Computers
😎Tattoos
🎶Music
👟Sneakers
🎉Parties
🏀Sports
🍕Food""

[Comedy Posts @thecomedyyposts]

Top 10 Lies:
- I'm sorry
- I hate you
- I love you
- I'm over him/her
- I'm fine
- I'm sorry
- it doesn't matter
- nothing
- I don't care."

[Comedy Posts @thecomedyyposts]

There’s “hell” in hello ,
“good” in goodbye ,
“lie”in believe ,
“over “ in lover,
“end” in friend,
“ex” in next ,
and “if “ in life."""

[Comedy Posts @thecomedyyposts]

Oh = Stop talking to me.

K = I'm done talking.

Whatever = fuck you.

Fine = fuck it.

I guess = I don't give a fuck."

[Comedy Posts @thecomedyyposts]

I fall,
I rise,
I make mistakes,
I live,
I learn,
I've been hurt but I'm alive.
I'm human,
I'm not perfect but I'm thankful.""

[Comedy Posts @thecomedyyposts]

things that will always sound sarcastic:
- good for you
- thanks a lot
- yeah right
- nice to know
- wow way to go
- totally
- ok buddy""