thecommonkait

Stuff that the common Kait experiences daily. Also known as everything you could ever want in your feed.

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“Go to workout? I can barely work my butt out of this car.” #workout #cars #butt #quoteoftheday

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Why can’t finding a boyfriend be as easy as ordering things off Amazon?? #amazonaddict #boyfriend

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Is anyone else’s choice clothing aesthetics one that they can’t pull off?? Or is that just me? #comeon

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I have never related more to the goat in the first Jurassic Park movie then I do at this point in life. #JurassicPark #goat #whatislife #movietime

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Sometimes Facebook memories pop up, and I just look at them and think, “oof that was a bit dramatic now wasn’t it?” Like who was that person? Lol

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How do you skip the whole “I don’t know what to do with my life, or even the next couple years of my life” part of life? I stood in front of the mirror with the remote pressing the fast forward button, but it wasn’t working. #whattodo #figureitout #caniberich

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4 out of 3 Americans suffer from some sort of color blindness

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Bottled versions verse their canned versions. Who wins? I vote bottled. #canvsbottle #bottlevscan #beverage

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I wasn’t good at doing makeup in the first place, but now I’m so used to the quarantine look and not wearing any I’m afraid I won’t remember how to use any. #quarentinelooks #QuarentineLife #ohno

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Ever gonna make a risky move? Look to your poor eyesight glasses wearing friends. We’ve spent most our lives closing our eyes and just hoping for the best. Either we’ll be a cautionary tale, or an inspiration.

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Today my dad compared me getting my life together to the sloth trying to play Pictionary.... so hows your quarantine going? #quarentine #dadroasts #ouch

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So when is someone gonna pop out and say quarantine is just an April fools joke?

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I just tried explaining to my grandpa what being a “Karen” means. 😂😂 we’re learning new terms over here in quarantine. #dontbeakaren #SocialDistanacing

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Everyone’s just out here looking for a love like:
Pam and Jim
Styles and Lydia
Nick and Jess
Meredith and Derek
April and Andy

Is that really to much to ask??

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Have you ever been so single that your mom tells you she’s proud of you for checking someone out? 🤦🏼‍♀️ #singlepringle #wow

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It’s storming and pouring rain outside, and what does my dog do? Go swimming and then roll in mud. Then dummy stands at the door and is mad we won’t let him in. Like your the one who decided to go swimming like a dummy, your bad choice not ours.

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Sending someone music suggestions- a love language

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Me in my car: You know nothing is stopping me from just not getting off at my exit... I could go to the ocean... I could go anywhere.

My bank account: oh we telling jokes again?

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Unpopular opinion: the blooper reel has been the only good part of watching this season of the bachelor. #TheBachelor