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Fighting game player and commentator, shitty pun enjoyed. let's get some GAMES!

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Proper clash etiquette. This happened literally a day after your etiquette vid @crofts 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 it went on for so much we both went into meter drain

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@ThrillaRilla369 Normal

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@maximilian_ Lol that's a coffee table

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@SiebeSC6 @Bluueboyb Thank you!

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@heykayadams You lot in the comments, never besmirch the goat Kay

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@RyanJosephHart The answer is Lily

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@itmightbekd Resounding yes

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@GTASixInfo The goat. The legend

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@ayofromthedead They're way more practical. It's that simple

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@japan_nobunaga These posts are the best Twitter trend right now

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Idc I love this trend l read them all and laugh

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A fast food counter. I ordered a sandwich. One sandwich. A simple request from a simple man.

"Want to make it a meal?"

Make it a meal. As if the sandwich were incomplete. As if I had asked for half a victory.

In my land, what you order is what you receive. Here, every item stands one promotion away from becoming a trilogy.

"What does the meal add?" I asked.

"Fries and a drink for like two bucks."

Two bucks. The price of transformation. My friend said everybody does it. The man behind me already had.

"Most people do," the cashier said, tapping the screen where the meal glowed.

Most people. The most dangerous phrase in American commerce.

I said yes. Of course I said yes. Refusing fries in America is like refusing armor on the eve of battle.

The tray arrived enormous. The sandwich looked smaller beside its new family. I had adopted potatoes and soda through a verbal contract that took four seconds.

I ate the fries first. Honor is complicated.

By the middle of the sandwich I understood I had not ordered food. I had ordered membership.

I was not deceived. I was not disciplined. I had been defeated by a question that cost two dollars.

A sandwich alone is an intention. A meal is a commitment.

Upgrade offered at the counter cannot be ignored. It can only be accepted with fries.

A man does not order a sandwich alone when the meal is only two dollars away. He only pretends he had a choice.

I know the rule now. Say meal before they ask. Skip the hesitation.

Who am I deceiving. I will order the sandwich again. I will hear the question again. I will say yes again, because in this country becoming more is always cheaper than staying exactly who you were, and I intend to become more at every counter I meet.

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@PatsKam Minnesota people hold doors open when you're still way down the fucking sidewalk

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@Xeno_TG Love it

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@herchosenpath Young khalifa,filling my lungs with reefer

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@NortonMpls I indeed think that building

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@avataryaya_ Get over to guilty gear. Arcsys actually treats their players proper. We on year 5 and still getting new characters

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@BarryOnHere Haha you stupid

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@RyanLThomas1 @myretrolifeshow What's this lore? I never knew

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@myretrolifeshow Ah, I did not know this

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@messedupfoods 40 percent lmao get out of here