Connor Johnston

Boca, boca and pretty much boca, haha! #ChickenCONnoisseur 🇿🇲(Zambia flag, haha!) Professional footballer for VFL Dankiest

[Connor Johnston @theconjon]

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[Connor Johnston @theconjon]

Right then Nigel’s..... Who’s better looking

[Connor Johnston @theconjon]

Nothin cures me better after a long night of ard shaggin than these. Crisp. Zesty. Proper man food. CJ🍆

[Connor Johnston @theconjon]

Wurrin me new hat, off to pork plenty of vag #fresh 😎

[Connor Johnston @theconjon]

Little tb to when I won the family wrestling tournament against are Josh! Johnston 4:20 #StoneColdConJohnston

[Connor Johnston @theconjon]

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[Connor Johnston @theconjon]

In other news can’t fuckin sleep cos me dad’s screechin the Halo theme tune in the bathroom. Fat virgin. Annoyed. Angry. CJ

[Connor Johnston @theconjon]

Just played some COD with the lads, sad to say I dropped the donut. Disappointed. Embarrassed. We’ll get ‘em next time. CJ

[Connor Johnston @theconjon]

Fuckin tired of paparazzi, get out me grill dickhead😡😡

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@jordantkd1 hi Jordan, we know issues with orders can be frustrating but swearing at us isn't cool... 🤔 What's the problem?

[Connor Johnston @theconjon]

Last night got a bit out of hand at the squad meet up!We enjoyed a few beverages and had the odd laugh haha!S/O to grinders for the pic.

[Connor Johnston @theconjon]

@TheHarryLeath You're just a camping cunt lad. Get on rust and I'll slap that little pea head off your shoulders! Just call me FaZe Con! #Conjon🍆

[Connor Johnston @theconjon]

@lucyheyes15 Fucking show off cunt, what's your KD though? That's what I thought m8 #ConBoomRoasted

[Connor Johnston @theconjon]

@TheHarryLeath next time @ me boi. I'm the only guy straight boolin on twitter! #FakeCon🍆

[Connor Johnston @theconjon]

It's #tbtuesday coz fuck tb Thursdays innit. Stonehenge wid the lads was wicked

[Connor Johnston @theconjon]

@jordantkd1 The bald spot on your dad's swede is very bright #ConBoom

[Connor Johnston @theconjon]

Well then, I see #Pogba isn't the only one to have his own hashtag emoji #Conjon🍆

[Connor Johnston @theconjon]

@NBA where u at? Get on me level. Jus a lil tb to the start of the season #straightboolin

[Connor Johnston @theconjon]

Home team Zambia INIT AHAH🇿🇲. Booty ere is big n phat, so I'm gonna be scrannin my fair share whenever I can of course. LeCon out😜(2/2)