The magic of Eyes Wide Shut is that it’s a film about multiple things, such as the unknowable secrets and desires of domestic partnerships, paranoia and power in sexual relationships, a mysterious sex cult, and me going “wow why don’t Christmas lights always look that pretty!!”
Just days after the CDC weakened its COVID isolation guidelines, the White House is suspending its free home rapid test program.
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If you have anything you want to sneak into the house, Christmas Eve is the day to do it. Can just rush through the door carrying anything saying “DON’T LOOK! DON’T LOOK!” and people will close their eyes. Next thing you know you’re eating a bucket of KFC safely in the bathroom.