Joel Constantine

Programmer, musician, space-traveler

[Joel Constantine @theconstantine]

Love to be blocked from development

[Joel Constantine @theconstantine]

Skype for Business is stuck on the signing out screen and preventing me from doing anything else. I love this app.

[Joel Constantine @theconstantine]

This post makes me sound like a tool

[Joel Constantine @theconstantine]

It's very satisfying to refactor code to half the size while increasing readability and maintaining functionality.

[Joel Constantine @theconstantine]

Remember, don't comment out unused code, just delete it

[Joel Constantine @theconstantine]

just waiting on visual studio to update

[Joel Constantine @theconstantine]

Finish this new park and then immediately someone wants to to turn it into parking. https://t.co/xLjoqvkmNH

[Robert Wilonsky @RobertWilonsky]

$90 million proposal puts a parking garage at Klyde Warren Park. Wait. Say what now? https://t.co/Ha91KY7H7h

[Joel Constantine @theconstantine]

Me, waiting on my team to get their SQL scripts approved

[Joel Constantine @theconstantine]

@jennschiffer One two! Evenflows before you! That's what I said woaaah

[Joel Constantine @theconstantine]

Trying to recreate some spreadsheets from the DB but the requirements from people results in nearly 25 times the rows. :(

[Joel Constantine @theconstantine]

Corbyn is literally saying the "Religious followers are not responsible for violence" line following every shooting https://t.co/emfFDvZ3DC

[The Guardian @guardian]

Jeremy Corbyn appears to compare Israeli government to Islamic State https://t.co/64sohZoAeZ

[Kenny Keil @kennykeil]

Still mad that this cover story title wasn't "Despite All His Rage He Is Still Hugging Cats On This Page"

[Joel Constantine @theconstantine]

Give functional programming a try, in which the code you program actually functions.

[Joel Constantine @theconstantine]

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

[Joel Constantine @theconstantine]

Not to brag too much or anything but

[Joel Constantine @theconstantine]

Coworker just asked me what "::" is in Javascript so I looked it up and apparently someone is using ES7 for some reason.

[Sandra Turner @wfaasandra]

#WFAAWeather RT @lovingGod2278: @wfaaweather Gas Station in Saginaw

[Joel Constantine @theconstantine]

After coming back from going to the bathroom, I find myself having to repeat the long process of refreshing branches before a merge.